Anal Probes Suck Ass

Anal Probes Suck Ass

Author: Michael Todd
Series: Unlikely Bountyhunters, Book 2
Genre: Science Fiction
Tags: SCI-FI STAND ALONE, Unlikely Bountyhunters
Publisher: LMBPN
ASIN: B096429LSN

*Warning: Graphic bro-humor, and much stupidity from guys who don’t know any better.

Two guys find a hot alien chick and save the world, right?

No, not so much.

John and his friend Gage split up. One raced off into space to save the girl while his friend promised to start a ‘Save the Alien’ effort.

What could possibly go wrong?

Well, anal probes for one.

Meehix believes she needs the help of an old friend who is one of the best computer hackers in the galaxy.

The only problem? He’s on ice. For 500 years. In a prison that no one has escaped from.

Piece of cake, right?

Grab the latest story of John, Meehix, Gage and a new friend as a couple of guys from Kdack decide they need to help SAVE THE ALIENS. If the Men in Black don’t get them first.

Go up, click the Buy Now or Read for Free button and grab ALIEN PROBES SUCK ASS, then sit back and chillax. This is a book that will not hurt your intellect.

Much.

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Michael Todd

with Michael Anderle

Hello, my name is Michael Todd and I'm a fun-loving guy who writes full-time for a living.

Protected by the Damned (and other stories I might place here) are some of my 'other things' I work on when I take a break from other authoring responsibilities.

In other words, when I'm playing Hookey.

In order to separate what has become a HUGE wall of books and get a chance to play again, I've snuck out of my real author name and built this pen name to have some fun at the small level once more.

I hope you like these stories as we build new fans and family moving forward with Protected by the Damned.

This Coke is for You!

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Other LMBPN Books in the "Unlikely Bountyhunters"
Code Blue: Alien Jail Break
That SHIP Has A Phat Ass
Eat Lasers and Die, Human
It's Him or Us
Kdackan Vengeance
Unlikely Bounty Hunters Complete Series Boxed Set
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