Abundant Fan’s Pricing Saturday October 3rd, 2020

Fan's pricing banner

 

Reap the rewards of an abundant Fan’s Pricing Saturday

 

Note:  We requested the price changes from Amazon on Friday afternoon. Unfortunately, they don’t change all of the prices at one time. Please double-check the price before clicking “Buy”.)

All of these new releases are 99c for one day only!
And they are also available for FREE in Kindle Unlimited!
Grab them today before the prices go up!

 

 

the emerald portal e-book cover

The Emerald Portal

 

Were Rages e-book cover

Were Rages

 

Gilded Cage book cover

A Gilded Cage

 

GOD ENDER E-BOOK COVER

God Ender

 

The Rising Legacy e-book cover

The Rising Legacy

 

 

Monster Case Files e-book cover

Monster Case Files: Complete Series

 

If you see this message after October 3rd and want to be notified of future price promotions, please sign up for our email list at www.lmbpn.com/email

 

Johnny Walker is coming to town! Don’t miss this brand new series snippet!

Go Dwarf Yourself quote banner 8

 

First Snippet for Dwarf Bounty Hunter

 

Get ready for an exciting new Oriceran journey! This new book will release sometime Sunday afternoon, October 4!

 

Snippet #1

 

“If this doesn’t work, I’ll—” Johnny grunted, the ghost of a smile flickering across his lips beneath his thick, dark-red mustache. “Who am I kidding? Of course it’ll work. I made it.”

He inserted a tiny metal pick into the side of the device set on a black leather collar to activate the translator. Then he did the same with a second device on a brown leather collar and lifted both from the worktable in his dining room turned workshop.

“All right, boys. Time for a test drive.”

The dwarf’s size-ten boots clomped across the wooden floor of his small, tidy cabin until he reached the living room. His two black and tan coonhounds lay sprawled out on the rug in front of the dead fireplace Johnny hadn’t used since he’d bought the place. Both dogs lifted their heads at his approach, droopy ears perking up as they eyed the collars in each of their master’s hands.

Johnny glanced at the boar’s head trophy mounted above the fireplace and the collection of old hunting rifles on the mantle—two of them from the end of the sixteenth century—and smirked. This’ll be the cherry on the swampy damn sundae.

“Rex.”

The coonhound lying closest to the fireplace sat up and stared at the dwarf. His tail thumped once on the rug.

“You first, boy. Come here.” Johnny held out a hand toward the slightly larger hound, and Rex obediently trotted toward him. Sticking the brown leather collar between his teeth, the dwarf fastened the black collar around Rex’s neck, then lifted his index finger. Rex sat immediately, and Johnny took the other collar out of his mouth to call to the hound’s brother. “Luther. Let’s go.”

Luther scrambled excitedly to his feet and practically leapt across the room toward his master. His tail wagged fervently as Johnny fastened the brown leather collar around his neck, but the dog sat just as obediently as his brother when the dwarf raised his index finger one more time. Neither hound made a sound as Johnny pulled a small metal tube the size of a .44 Magnum shell from his pocket. But they’re about to make a lot more noise now.

“See this?” Johnny held the tube between thumb and forefinger, showing his hounds the last piece of his newest magical-tech invention. “We’re about to take this to a whole new level. Only took me four years to realize we needed it, but you boys won’t wanna go back. Just watch.”

He stuck the end of the tube against the side of his neck and pressed down on the top end with his thumb. A sharp jolt shot through Johnny’s neck, and he grunted, blinking quickly before wiggling his nose under the intense but short-lived itch.

“Damn. Shit packs a punch and tastes like… is that onions?”

“Onions?” Luther’s tail thumped wildly against the floor as he stared up at his master. “He said onions, right? I want onions.”

Rex didn’t move. “We can’t eat onions. He dropped one off the grill last summer, remember? I spent the rest of the day shittin’ in the swamp.”

“Ooh. The swamp. Let’s go.”

Johnny chuckled and folded his muscular arms covered in a thick layer of the same wiry red hair as his mustache and beard. “We’ll head out in a little bit, boys. And Rex is right. No onions for dogs. Though at this point, I reckon both of you’ve eaten twice your own weight in shit you shouldn’t’ve.”

“Hey.” Luther’s higher-pitched voice filled Johnny’s mind as the smaller hound cocked his head and let his tongue flop out of his mouth for a quick pant. “He heard you say onions.”

“No he didn’t.”

“Yeah, I did.” Johnny spread his arms. “Look at this, huh? I can hear you, you can hear me. I’d call that a hell of a success.”

“Cool.” Luther lifted his back legs for a brief moment before a quick glance from his master forced him back down onto his haunches again. “So let’s go. It’s been a little bit, right? Swamp time.”

Rex licked his muzzle and let out a low chuff, even as he stared up at Johnny, waiting for his master to his release him from sitting there at the edge of the area rug in the living room. “Wanna eat?”

Luther’s tail thumped wildly against the rug. “I could eat. Do we catch it? I could catch it too.”

“Hey, chill out. There’s an easier way to get what we want now.” Rex’s droopy eyebrows lifted as he tilted his head at Johnny. “Just ask him over and over to let us out or feed us until he gives up.”

Johnny grunted. “That’s your smart idea?”

“Johnny.” Luther let out a low whine. “Johnny. Johnny. Let’s get some food. Hey, Johnny. Come on. Food time. Swamp time.”

The dwarf took two steps back and smirked at his hounds. “All right. Go on, git.”

“Yes!” Luther kicked at the rug to get back on his hind legs before leaping around to scramble toward the dog door at the back of the house.

Rex shot up and trotted after his brother. “Yeah, we’ll catch it. You want us to bring you something back for fun?”

“Not if you eat it first,” Johnny called as the dog door clicked shut again after both of his retreating hounds.

A loud, coonhound bay rose from behind Johnny’s cabin, followed by the dogs’ shouting voices diminishing as they raced off across the yard at the edge of the swamp.

“It went this way.”

“Get it! Faster!”

“Oh, man! I’m gonna rip its tail off!”

Nodding in satisfaction, Johnny ran a hand through his thick, dark-auburn hair and turned back toward his workshop. That’s how you get shit done. Screw man’s best friend. I’ve got dwarf’s best huntin’ dogs and two extra pairs of eyes. See if we don’t just triple the game we bring home after this.

Walking back into the workshop, Johnny paused to eye the taxidermized alligator mounted on a well-oiled plank of oak right off the small kitchen. Better’n this gator. I wanna trade this one out for a fifteen-footer.

He stopped at his worktable and sniffed, smacking his lips against the slight aftertaste of onions, and got to work cleaning up after finishing the translating dog collars. That was part of his number-one rule: Keep it simple. And simple meant cleaning up after himself, everything in its place, no matter how happy he was with the way the collars turned out.

As he closed the jumbo-sized tacklebox where he kept his magical tools, both hounds bayed wildly outside, followed by the clack and scrabble of the dog door whipping up and clapping back down again. Claws clicked across the floor toward the dining room.

“Johnny! Johnny, open the door.” Luther raced past his master and skidded to a stop inches from the front door. “Open it.”

Rex trotted after his brother and shot Johnny a quick glance. “Someone’s here.”

“No kiddin’.” Setting the tacklebox on the floor and shoving it under the worktable with the toe of his boot, Johnny hiked up his black Levi’s and headed after his hounds toward the door. “Anyone we know?”

“Black SUV,” Rex said, stopping behind his brother and shifting sideways as Luther’s tail threatened to whack him in the face.

“It was blue,” Luther added.

“Black.”

“All right. Back up.” Johnny trudged toward the front of the house as the hounds stepped backward, tails wagging, and stopped in front of the small square window beside the front door. He swept aside the plain gray curtain to peer outside. Sure enough, a black SUV rolled up along the dirt road and stopped in front of the folding lawn chairs at the end of the drive.

“Black.” Johnny frowned at the hounds. “Luther, what color are my boots?”

“Blue.”

Rex stepped sideways again to avoid his brother’s tail. “They’re black.”

“Huh.” Johnny snorted and returned his attention to the sliver of window behind the curtain in his hand.

The driver-side door of the SUV opened, and a nondescript man in an equally black and boring suit with a receding hairline stepped out of the car, waving a hand in front of his face to clear the dust cloud he’d stirred up with his vehicle. But he wasn’t nondescript enough for Johnny not to recognize him.

“What’s this bastard doin’ here?” Johnny shook his head. “Same black sunglasses and everything.”

“Let us out, Johnny.” Luther let out a sharp bark. “We’ll go see what he wants.”

“Nobody’s gonna answer your questions when they can’t hear you. That’s just me.” The dwarf frowned when the passenger-side door opened too and a tall, slender woman emerged. His left eye twitched, and he tugged the curtain back into place over the window. “And he brought a friend. I don’t care how long it’s been. He knows I don’t like him bringing friends.”

“We like friends.” Luther’s tail wouldn’t stop, and he stepped toward the door and away again in excitement.

“Is it a dog friend?” Rex asked.

“No, she’s a ten all around.” Rubbing a hand over his mouth, chin, and beard, the dwarf headed toward the front door and folded his arms. “Whatever he wants, he’s shit outta luck.”

“Johnny, open the door.”

“Open it. We’ll tell ‘em to go home.”

Johnny snapped his fingers, and both hounds sat. “He’ll figure it out soon enough.”

Then he turned around and headed back into his workshop to finish cleaning up.

“They’re coming.”

“They’re here.”

“Johnny, open the door.”

The screen door creaked open, followed by three sharp, solid knocks on the front door. Both hounds barked once in reply.

“Leave it alone, boys. We’re not entertaining guests.”

The knock came again, followed by another sharp bark from each hound.

“Johnny Walker. I know you’re in there. Open up. It’s Tommy Nelson.”

“Tommy.” Luther backed up with a low whine. “Who’s Tommy?”

Johnny grunted. “Salesman.”

“Johnny?” The man outside paused, then grabbed the door handle. “If you don’t open this door, I will.”

The dwarf shook his head and swept the stray metal bolts and scrap pieces off the table and into his wide palm. “Go ahead. I didn’t have dogs the last time.”

“Want us to rip off his hand?” Rex asked with a low growl.

“Not yet.”

“All right, Johnny. I’m coming in.” Tommy cleared his throat. “Last chance if you wanna start this off by not being a dick.”

Johnny snorted. Like that’s even an option.

“Fine.” Tommy muttered something under his breath and turned the door handle.

Rex and Luther each barked once and stayed where they were as the front door swung open.

Tommy Nelson removed his black sunglasses and paused when he saw the two fifty-five-pound coonhounds greeting him at the front door. “Hey, pups.”

Rex barked, and the man jumped. “I’ll knock him over if you want.”

Luther whined, his tail wagging furiously as he panted and stared at the newcomer. “You think salesman tastes better than squirrel?”

Johnny shook his head and called from his workshop-dining room, “Whatever it is, Nelson, I’m not buying.”

“Well good thing I’m not actually selling anything.” Tommy inched through the front door, eyeing the dogs and trying to stay calm and relatively friendly—or as friendly as a government liaison to monsters and magicals could ever get. “I’m the one paying you, remember?”

“Not in a long time.” Johnny sniffed and dropped the handful of metal scrap into the tin pail beneath the worktable. “And not anymore.”

Tommy glanced around the entryway of the dwarf’s house and skirted around the dogs. “I see you got yourself a few partners since the last time we talked.”

“Yeah, and they’re better company since the last time you were here too.” Dusting off his hands, Johnny finally stepped into the front hall from his workshop and hooked his thumbs through the beltloops of his jeans. “Feel free to turn around and head out again.”

“Can’t do that, Johnny. Not without laying everything out for you to see.”

“Ooh! A lady!” Luther whined again as the tall, smoking-hot woman with long dark hair spilling over her shoulders stepped through the front door. “She smells good, Johnny.”

The dwarf glanced briefly at the woman, who wore the same black suit as Agent Nelson but looked a hell of a lot better in it, and shook his head. “I’m not interested.”

“You haven’t even seen the—hey!” Tommy lurched away from Rex’s snout nudging into his backside, then turned and pressed his back against the entryway wall. “You got some friendly hounds here.”

“Only if I want ‘em to be.”

The woman smirked and held out her hand toward Luther as his back half wiggled. “They’re beautiful.”

Johnny snorted. “They’re dogs. Pick of the litter, but still dogs.”

Luther ignored the woman’s outstretched hand and waited for her to shut the front door before sneaking around to sniff at her legs and backside. “Whew. I knew she smelled good. Whad’ya think, Rex? Lunch an hour ago?”

Rex moved his nose up and down Tommy’s pantleg and snorted. “He had the Rueben.”

“Yeah? I’m gettin’ shrimp.”

The woman stepped tentatively away from the over-excited Luther and glanced around the inside of Johnny Walker’s home. “You’ve got some place here.”

Johnny ran his tongue along the inside of his cheek. “I’m not a fan of words that don’t match facial expressions. Even when they’re a compliment.”

She looked quickly down at him, gazed him over from head to toe, and smirked without another word.

Tommy stared at her, a small frown flickering across his eyebrows, then cleared his throat. “Just hear me out, okay? Let me show you what we’re lookin’ at.”

“I don’t need to see it to tell you no, Nelson. You’re wasting your time.”

“Then what if I started by telling you the US Government’s willing to double your normal fee for this one?”

Johnny shook his head. “Still wasting your time. And mine.”

“Come on, Johnny…”

“Fifteen years, Nelson. I’m outta the game. You know that, and you know why. Things are simple here for me now. All I need is Sheila and two coonhounds and my guns.”

“There’s the crossbow too.” Rex panted heavily and stalked after Tommy as the man inched his way down the hall. “Tell him about the crossbow.”

“I like the grenades.” Luther circled the tall woman two more times before joining his brother in sniffing Agent Nelson up and down.

The dark-haired woman cocked her head. “Sheila?”

Tommy shot her a brief glance with a barely perceptible shake of his head. “His Jeep.”

She looked Johnny up and down one more time and raised an eyebrow.

“And I don’t need to explain myself,” Johnny added. “The answer’s no.”

“Good leg.” Luther nudged his wet nose against Tommy’s pantleg. “Smells like it needs a good humping to go with it.”

“Yeah, you test it out and let me know,” Rex replied.

Johnny smirked, and when he caught the tall woman’s gaze, he wiped the expression off his face completely.

“Well then maybe you’ll…” Tommy jerked his leg away from Luther at the first sign of the hound getting too close and sidled toward the dwarf again. “Maybe you’ll be more interested in the nature of this case, Johnny. It has your name written all over it.”

“Because you think I’ll enjoy myself or because you can’t find anyone else to take it?”

Tommy shrugged. “A little of both.”

“Well go somewhere else and find a bounty hunter who isn’t retired and who actually gives a shit.”

The woman clasped her hands behind her back and lifted her chin. “I think you’ll give a shit about this one, Mr. Walker.”

“Naw, I don’t do that Mister crap. Just Johnny.”

“Of course.”

“You should take the job, Johnny.” Rex sat beside the uncomfortably sidling Agent Nelson, his tongue lolling from his mouth as he waited for the man to step away from the wall. “You need to get out more.”

“Hell, we get out more than you do.” Luther sniffed again at Tommy’s pantlegs and made one more half-assed attempt to climb up on the man’s leg before Tommy jerked his foot away again. “We’re all the way out here in the Everglades, and you have nothing to do when you’re not hunting.”

That’s how I prefer it.

“We get laid more than too,” Luther added, panting now and sizing up the government agent who refused to let his leg be objectified by either hound. “That’s just sad.”

“Yeah, but the ladies he brings home aren’t.” Rex eyed Tommy up and down, then took off to go give the woman a good once-over too. “Come on, lady. Quit turning around so I can smell you. Oh, yeah. You were right. Definitely shrimp.”

Johnny snorted and looked up at Tommy Nelson. “If I take a look at your file, will it get you and the shrimp—uh… your friend off my property?”

“Nice one, Johnny.” Luther panted and turned in a tight circle as an energetic chuckle filled the dwarf’s mind.

Tommy grabbed the manila folder from under his arm and nodded. “Just take a look, yeah. That’s all we’re asking.”

Wrinkling his nose, Johnny gave the tall woman one more brief glance, then raised an eyebrow at Tommy. “You get five minutes, Nelson. Then I want you and your wannabe badass SUV off my property.”

“You got it.”

Johnny jerked his head toward the workshop. “Table’s over here.”

___________________________

Come back tomorrow and get the next chapter. But be warned, I wouldn’t drink any coffee when you read it. Or, you might want to make sure you have plenty of paper towels if you do!

 

Dwarf Bounty Hunter ebook cover

 

 

The Final Exciting Snippet for Desperate Measures! Don’t Miss It!

Desperate Measures quote banner 6

 

Desperate Measures Snippet #3

 

Okay, let’s just get right into it. It’s too good to wait for!

 

Jia followed Erik through the window, keeping a firm grip on her stun pistol. Based on their preliminary briefing and examination of the building, the locals relied heavily on live security rather than bots. She didn’t want to fling lead if it was not necessary, but Erik did have a point.

If it came down to it, she would do what was necessary to protect Erik. In all their time together, they’d never killed anyone who didn’t have it coming. That might change in the future, but for the moment, it at least confirmed they had good instincts.

Erik jogged forward, his face hidden by the dark helmet. Jia didn’t like not being able to see him, being far too used to all his expressions and shifts in his eyes. They told her more about a situation than any words. She tried to think of a way to add a feed from his helmet that wouldn’t be distracting.

Though when she thought about it, she realized they didn’t need verbal orders or exchanges in battle. All their time together, both in actual combat and training, had trained them to do what they needed and the appropriate timing. Timing cues went a long way.

“Stop!” Malcolm shouted.

“What?” Jia asked quietly. Her helmet would keep her voice from traveling, but she didn’t want to yell and attract attention.

“Duck into the side hallway. There’s a patrol coming, but they’ll hit a corner and turn away from the way you want to go.”

Jia moved to the side and glanced at Erik. Surprising the guards would be trivial, but every confrontation risked reinforcements showing up. Malcolm and Emma were doing a good job, but they didn’t have complete control of the building, and if it were a conspiracy-related level, they might not be able to achieve that without alerting the enemy.

Erik muttered and followed Jia. It had been a couple of weeks since their last major mission. Maybe he was craving something more than training?

Jia would do what she needed to in combat, but she’d conquered her demons for now. Losing control wasn’t much of a concern. She’d always be grateful for Erik for recognizing her problem and steering her toward a solution.

She didn’t think he had the same issue. This was less bloodlust than boredom. Boys and their lethal toys.

“Okay, you can go now. Just be quiet,” Malcolm sent. “But this is weird.”

“Weird, how?” Jia asked.

“I’m only seeing a small patrol, and although I don’t have total access to their security system, there are all sorts of indications of major bot reserves.”

Erik snorted. “Good mission briefing there, Alina.”

“Nobody’s perfect,” Jia replied with a shrug. “Are the bots patrolling?”

“No,” Malcolm confirmed. “All inactive.”

“Then we’re good.”

Erik and Jia continued their quick movement down the hallway, glancing at the intersection before heading across. Malcolm was watching their back, but that didn’t mean they could eschew situational awareness. A clever attacker might spoof a camera feed to surprise their enemies.

They should know. They’d used exactly that tactic on their enemies.

The near-identical hallways were like a maze. If they weren’t being led exactly to their destination, they could have easily gotten lost.

“Hmm,” Emma sent.

“Hmm?” Erik echoed. “What the hell does that mean?”

“The local police comm is now rather lively,” Emma replied. “Unusually so. There don’t appear to be any unusual incidents going on, but they’ve received reports of a possible terrorist attack, and they’re gathering forces.”

“Interesting timing,” Jia commented.

“Yeah, too interesting,” Erik complained. “If the conspiracy caught wind that we might be hitting Cardiff, they might have decided to throw some cops at us.”

“Or the conspiracy might just be paranoid. We’re not the only people affiliated with the Intelligence Directorate that have been hitting them. It might be something they’re doing because they’re preparing to transfer the data.”

“Using cops as a shield is a good tactic,” Erik counted. “They know our backgrounds. Even if they think I’m a revenge-obsessed loose cannon, they’d have a hard time believing Jia Lin would shoot cops.”

“Would they actually use police?” Jia shook her head. “I mean, we’re not going to mercilessly gun down police officers, but having the authorities sniffing around might work out poorly for them. Even when Neo SoCal was at its worst, there were good officers willing to dig to find the truth.”

“Like you.”

Jia grinned. “Besides me. And it’s too high a risk. The more the conspiracy is wounded, the less ability they have to clean up after themselves. They need to be subtle, not flashy, to survive.”

“Good point. I’ll worry about cops if and when they come.” Erik continued down the hall at a quick jog. “Just keep an ear on it, Emma. I’d prefer not to be surprised, but I only care if they’re coming our way. We’ll let the locals handle any terrorists.”

“Understood, Erik,” Emma replied.

“It sounds like a good plan,” Jia added. “If we get the data and get out of there, there won’t be any trouble with anyone, guards or cops.”

“You think that’s going to happen?” Erik asked, slowing.

The nav arrows indicated their target room was close. If they were lucky, the intel about the room being shielded was wrong, but the Lady was capricious on her best days.

“No other patrols nearby,” Malcolm reported. “They’re way far away now. No active bots, either.”

“That’s good to hear.” Erik stopped in front of a door at the end of the corridor and nodded. “This is the one.”

Jia pressed her palm against the access panel. Nothing happened, which was not a surprise. Luck had its limits, or maybe the Lady wanted to challenge them.

“Can you open it for us, Malcolm?” she asked.

The door slid open.

“I know,” Malcolm transmitted. “I’m awesome in every way that matters.”

Jia stepped into the small office. A mahogany desk, a potted green orchid in the corner, and a comfortable-looking chair were the only major features besides their target, an IO port in the side wall.

“Not what I expected,” Erik offered. “Emma, Malcolm, can you hear us?”

“I’m…trouble…” Emma replied.

“Me…” Malcolm added.

“So some of the intel was accurate,” Erik mumbled as he headed to insert the upload/download link into the IO port.

Jia pulled the small transmitter rod off her belt and expanded it into a tripod. She set it just inside the door and tapped some quick commands into her PNIU.

“Ah,” Emma sent, her voice much clearer. “Much better.”

“But we’re going to have to keep the door open.” Erik frowned. “I’m not loving that.”

“Initiating transmission sequence,” Emma reported. “Mr. Constantine can continue monitoring things, and I’ll do my best to be swift about this.”

“I can do that,” Malcolm added cheerfully. “Good news, the patrols have left the level. I’m not seeing anyone on the cameras, and I’ve already shielded you on the internal thermal scans, which means there’s no one on those either. I’ve got the initial security protocols disabled temporarily.”

“A nice and easy job,” Erik replied. “I’ll admit that can be fun in its own way.”

“I’m glad you think so,” commented Jia.

They waited, watching the hallway and not talking. Jia tilted her neck back and forth and rolled her arms to try to keep stiffness from settling in. Fights were one thing; waiting between potential fights was painful.

“This is odd,” Emma commented after a few more minutes.

“Good-odd or bad-odd?” Erik asked.

“The police are receiving multiple reports of an incident, but it’s on the other side of the city. The locals are swarming the area.”

“There might really be a terrorist.” Erik shrugged. “I’m not going to cry about having to worry about less trouble.”

“Something’s wrong,” Malcolm shouted. “I—”

The door slammed shut. The residual nav marker and additional AR indicators vanished from Jia’s smart lenses.

Jia hissed in frustration. “I think we’ve gone past bad passive transmission interference to active jamming.”

Erik pulled a breach disk from a pouch and attached it to the door. He stuck his fingers in the notches and twisted the device.

“It’s pretty safe to say that if they’re jamming us, they know we’re here,” Erik muttered. “Cairo all over again.”

Jia groaned, her eyes narrowing. “You don’t get to declare that just because it involves a surprise. Using that logic, everything is Cairo.”

He smiled. “Now you’re getting it.”

Erik tapped the breach disk and stepped away. Seconds later, the interior of the door blew out in a bright explosion, leaving a pile of rubble and smoke. Whatever they had done to partially shield the room under normal circumstances hadn’t included reinforcing the door.

He nodded at the IO port. “Time for Plan B. I doubt Emma got everything we needed.”

Jia removed a preprogrammed data rod and jammed it into the port. There were too many variables in the plan. The rod was supposed to suck up data and decrypt it later to find what they were looking for, allegedly some conspiracy operations data.

That plan required Emma’s programming preparations to be near-perfect and Alina’s collated intel to be correct. The latter had already proven questionable.

There was also the harsh reality that even if everything else went according to plan, Jia and Erik had to successfully evacuate with the rod under fire from an enemy who knew they were there.

Erik stepped into the hallway and chuckled. “Knew it. Didn’t need Malcom to tell me their bots are active.”

Familiar scuttling and scratching noises filled the corridors. He holstered his stun pistol, whipped his rifle down, and fired a burst. Jia stepped through the smoldering wreckage of the door, armed in the same manner.

She cleared the doorway and spun toward the source of the noise, a swarm of advancing spider bots. To her surprise, stun rods rather than stun rifles or slugthrowers protruded from their fronts.

Local security wanted them alive. That suggested it wasn’t a conspiracy trap. If it had been, they would have known better than to use bots.

After her initial encounters with security bots alongside Erik, Jia had spent a lot of time studying common bot designs. That made it easy for her to pick out their weak spots.

A single shot cracked from her rifle, ripping through a bot and sending the multi-legged machine to the ground, twitching and sparking. Erik kept up near-rhythmic bursts, his shots shredding his targets.

“Emma? Malcolm?” Jia asked, hoping the jamming had been limited to the single room.

There was no response. Jia squeezed off another shot as Erik reloaded. Broad-spectrum jamming was a two-edged sword. The bots could continue functioning with their previous programming, but that meant they couldn’t get any updates and had to rely on their AI for engagement. The enemy would also lose some of their cameras.

Jia and Erik continued to fire. The pile of broken bots and parts grew denser, slowing the reinforcements and making them easier targets. Spider bots were a big step down from the Ascended Brotherhood.

The area might be jammed and the pair trapped behind an advancing horde of security bots, but Jia couldn’t help but make a game of it, trying to maintain her speed and precision as she destroyed the bots. Part of her felt a little sorry for whoever was responsible for the security budget. Bots weren’t cheap, and Erik and Jia were burning off a lot of money in a short period of time.

The raging torrent of security bots dwindled to a swift river and then a mere trickle as they continued to fall to the rifles. The last bot stepping into the hallway fell under the cruel dual attentions of Erik and Jia, spinning and sparking from the barrage.

Footfalls sounded from ahead, but no one entered the hallway. That was probably the guard patrol that had left, with reinforcements.

“Whoever you are, you should surrender right now before you get hurt,” shouted a guard from around the corner. “We’ve jammed your little external hack. Unless you want to end up on the frontier breaking large rocks into smaller rocks, you better surrender right now.”

“We carved through your bots, and you’re telling us to surrender?” Erik shouted back. “I don’t think you get who you’re dealing with.”

There was scratching in the distance, followed by a loud thud.

Jia yanked a stun grenade from her belt. “They’re stalling.”

Erik grabbed his own stun grenade. “Grab the rod, and let’s fight our way back to where we came in.”

Jia rushed back into the room, pulled out the data rod, and shoved it into a pocket. They might not have gotten a complete data dump, but they’d done well with partial data in the past. She rejoined Erik in the hallway.

They nodded to each other and charged forward, leaping over the downed bots and closing on the corner where human enemies awaited. It was time to force their way through.

Erik smiled. Fun times!

__________________________

Argh!!! I hope my copy downloads tonight! And just so you know, I’m in the same boat as you! I don’t have the rest of the book yet, either. Grrrrr, Frizzle shazzle stink bomb!

But, we all know that Erik and Jia will make it out of there. It’s just a matter of how many other fleshbags will make it out alive! LOL

Pre-order your copy now, and late tonight it will download to your e-reader automatically! I’d highly suggest setting your alarm for extra early just to get up and see what happens next. Just. well, don’t forget to get into work! If you are working Saturday morning. LOL

You can pre-order your copy of Desperate Measures here and then come October 2 you will be one of the first to get your ebook downloaded!

Available everywhere: Desperate Measures

Available on Apple: Desperate Measures

Available on Nook: Desperate Measures

Available on Google Play: Desperate Measures

Available on Kobo/Walmart: Desperate Measures

Available on Amazon: Desperate Measures

Desperate Measure ebook cover

 

Whoa! You Won’t Believe This New Snippet! Witch Marked

Witchmarked Quote Banner

 

Don’t miss this unbelievable first look at an alt history sword and sorcery novel today!

 

Milo knew serving in a penal regiment would be dangerous, but he thought he’d at least make it to the frontlines before looking death in the eye.

“Take him behind the latrines,” Jules hissed as his angry, muddy eyes bored into Milo’s pale stare. “I want him sucking his last breath face-down in filth.”

Milo would have spat in Jules’ face if they hadn’t already wound the gag so tightly that his jaw ached. Instead, he settled for straining forward and kicking out as Jules’ cronies began to drag him away. Tall as he was, Milo’s kicks still fell woefully short of their intended targets.

It was early morning, and the rest of the 7th Penal Regiment of the Polish Colonial Forces, the duly named “Mud-Snakes,” were busy prepping for redeployment. As such, no one noticed Milo and his rough-handed escorts as they dragged him across the camp. With one man for each arm and one to keep the gag bound tight at the base of his skull, they skirted the various companies that were hard at work.

Supplies were heaped on flat-backed automobiles, draped in canvas, and then lashed down tight, so they resembled nothing so much as ancient, lumpy beasts of burden. Quartermasters shuffled about, counting and cursing as they sought to dredge order from the chaos, while officers gave sharp, nonsensical orders to men who’d learned better than to pay them much attention. The last ten weeks had not beaten any of the criminal nature out of the motley collection of men in the regiment, but it had taught them that the disgraced officers placed over them were disgraced for a reason.

As the regimental proverb said, “Princes may turn into frogs, but generals don’t turn into mud-snakes.”

More than once, Milo took his life into his hands, straining at his captors to try to get the attention of the men he passed by mouth or motion, but it only earned him sharp blows to the ribs. No one saw him because no one wanted to see him. The sort of business done in the shadows of a penal regiment was something no sane soul wanted to contemplate for long. Even when they reached Milo’s company, everyone seemed to be looking everywhere but at him.

Which was why, not ten paces from the latrines, Milo nearly choked out a laugh through his gag as someone shouted his name through the bustling camp.

“Volkohne! Milo Volkohne!”

The three holding him froze, and Milo felt something cold and sharp pressed against the side of his neck.

“So much as cough,” the man holding his gag whispered, “and I’ll split you like an eel.”

“Milo Volkohne!” came the call again.

Milo didn’t dare move, but he squinted across a row of tents to spy a very large man in an officer’s greatcoat. The seeker’s clothing was stark black instead of muddy gray, marking him as a member of one of the Federated branches of the Imperial German Army and not one of the colonial branches. Milo couldn’t spot the rank on the coat’s shoulder, but it didn’t matter. A Federated officer or Blackcoat of any rank had more authority than a general of the colonial forces.

“It’s a Blackcoat,” the man on his right hissed.

“Shut up,” the gag-handler hissed, the steel blade nicking Milo’s cheek before drifting away.

“Milo Volkohne! Report at once!”

“If he spots us…” the man on Milo’s left wheezed, his grip slackening.

As surreptitiously as he could, Milo started to shift his weight.

“Don’t you dare!” the gag-handler snarled in Milo’s ear as he hauled back on the gag hard.

Through the filthy rag, Milo grinned as he drove his head back into the man’s nose.

Twisting sharply, he tore his left arm free, and just managed to snag the gag-handler’s knife hand by the wrist. The man on his right arm yanked, and Milo was hauled sideways as he let his weight drop. The straining knife skimmed just above Milo’s hair to sink deep into the meat of the left-hand man’s chest. He’d been so busy reaching for Milo’s shoulder that he hadn’t been paying close enough attention.

The knifed man screamed as Milo and the man still gripping his right arm tumbled into the mud, thrashing and punching. Milo hoped that would get the Blackcoat’s attention, but with the ruckus of mobilization, he wasn’t going to leave it to chance. He ripped the gag from his mouth and bellowed at the top of his lungs.

“Volkohne! Volkohne! Volk—”

The man he was grappling threw his considerable weight onto Milo and both pitched into the mud, Milo on the bottom. Earthen slop filled his mouth and he felt the bigger man pressing down, both hands ramming Milo’s face into the smothering muck while weighty haunches settled on his back. Milo kicked and flailed but even when he managed to twist his head to the side, he was so deep there was still no air, only mud.

He felt his strength failing him as his lungs burned, and the only thing he could think of was how much he wished that wretched name wasn’t the last thing he’d spoken. An unshakable mark of the Bellus Orphanarium, he hated that his last breath had been spent uttering it. Volkohne: folk-less in bastardized German. Dear God, how he hated that name.

Somewhere far away, Milo heard the bark of pistol fire, one shot after another.

Are we under attack?

Milo knew he was dying, his lungs throbbing as they prepared to suck in a desperate mouthful of mud. Something inside his chest kicked, a spasm of surrender, and then he was being hauled upward. Muck came out in a gagging spray, and he fought to breathe between wracking coughs that expelled more mud.

“Get up,” a deep voice told him, and had he not been occupied with cleaning his airways, Milo might have complied.

As it was, a huge hand gripped the front of his uniform and dragged him to his unsteady feet. Something soft and dry was pressed into his hands, and by reflex, Milo cleared the filth from his watering eyes.

Two men were dying at his feet, whimpering about the darkening bloodstains swallowing the breasts of their uniforms. A few strides away, face down, lay a third man, the back of his coat sporting two ragged holes. Still retching up mud, Milo turned and saw the huge Blackcoat officer looking down at him with a flat expression.

“Th-thank you, sir,” he choked out, fighting to straighten up. He thought he should salute, but feared doing so might have him getting sick all over the man.

“Come,” the giant growled in a thick accent as he turned on his heel. “We are already late.”

 

***

 

Though he’d only been in the building once in his life, Milo recognized the converted compound as soon as they approached.

This was the building where he’d sworn he’d lost his mind.

The 7th had been encamped in a gutted public park a few city blocks to the south of the town square, in which the Central Command of the Coalition Army was sprawled into every available building. This particular building was just across the street from the town hall, where the top brass of Central Command spent their time pretending to be very busy.

Moving down said street, Milo had spotted smartly dressed officers moving about with the swift, sure movements of men who had somewhere to be. Most were in the drab colonial colors, though peppered here and there was the striking black of Federated personnel. A few called to each other as they toted their satchels and bags full of official documents and all the bureaucratic trappings of men ready to send other men to die in their thousands. Men like Milo, men with no choice, and even worse, no hope.

He stared, mouth open, as two young colonial officers threw salutes as they passed, calling to the huge Blackcoat leading him.

“Victory through brotherhood,” they belted out, which was the “new” rallying cry of the Coalition.

The Blackcoat ignored them, but Milo, feeling momentarily insulated in the presence of his intimidating escort, gave them pitying looks.

Who were they fooling?

Milo didn’t know which was a bigger joke, brotherhood or victory.

The colonials from the likes of Poland, Ukraine, Latvia, and many other lands once under the wing of the Russian Empire had flocked to the Germans and the Austro-Hungarians out of desperation, nothing else. Outside the hearing of their new masters, Milo had listened to their true opinions, and even his seasoned ears had been burning by the things they’d whispered about the Blackcoats.

And victory?

That was a dream that had died sixteen years ago in 1918 when Petrograd burned, and the war promised to grind on. Only madmen and politicians still talked about victory.

The Blackcoat barely paused as the soldiers stationed there hurried to pull the double doors open. Realizing his bitter musings had put him out of sync with his erstwhile savior, Milo rushed to catch up.

The building might have been a large boardinghouse or perhaps a hotel before the war, but now it was just one of the many buildings hosting one branch or another of the Central European Coalition Army here in Zabrze, Poland. The lobby had been converted to a typing pool, where men and women in crisp gray uniforms punched keys in front of a wide staircase that led to a second level full of interview rooms. Milo couldn’t keep himself from counting over to the one he’d been sent to three weeks ago: Room 7, just before the corner.

A longboard was lashed between the rails lining the second-floor gallery, bearing a sign in German that read, Offices for the Non-Conventional Application of Tactics (Nicht Konventionelle Anwendung der Taktik). Milo suppressed a shudder, just as he had on that first day. No one knew what Nicht-KAT really did, and in such fertile soil, rumors, huge and thorny, flourished.

“Captain Lokkemand,” called a young woman who rose out of the typing pool with a handful of documents. She might have been the prettiest creature Milo had seen in some time, which wasn’t saying much, but the severe bangs cut into her dark hair made her look serious to the point of caricature. The stern set to her jaw didn’t help things as she rushed toward the towering Blackcoat.

“Not now,” he rumbled, and he swept past her like an urchin on the street hawking yesterday’s news rags.

She caught Milo watching her for a reaction as he followed the captain toward the stairs, and her eyes narrowed at him for an instant. Something sharp and acidic curled at the back of her throat, but then her eyes darted over her shoulder, and her mouth snapped shut. Without further complaint or even a glance at Milo, she turned smartly and made for her desk.

Milo couldn’t shake the feeling that her glance at the second level was directed at Room 7, and the realization set his teeth on edge.

How could she know? Who else knew?

Not for the first time, Milo Volkohne began to wonder if it wouldn’t have been better to die in the mud.

 

***

 

Milo had been in Room 7 for nearly an hour, which struck him as ironic considering the first thing Lokkemand had said to him was, “We are already late.”

It didn’t surprise Milo, even though it was tiresome.

The truth was that more than the business of being a soldier—no, a conscript, the sergeants had been clear about that—his short time in the Penal Regiment had taught him to wait. Wait and stand in line. Wait inside, wait outside, stand in line in full battle gear, stand in line stark naked. He wasn’t sure he was any better at waiting, but he was now keenly aware of how long he’d been waiting at any given time. He told himself it was a way to ensure he knew how long between meals, but a more honest and spiteful voice acknowledged it was his way of defying his masters. Deep down he wanted a record, an account of all the ways his life was being wasted.

Keeping time also helped him ignore the small, shadowy figure lurking at the corner of the room. Milo was glad that so far the little…thing hadn’t turned around, since that would have made the last fifty-six minutes impossible to stomach.

As it was, when the doorknob of the interview room gave a rattle, Milo made sure to add the time to his tally before bracing himself for what would come next. Out of the corner of his eye, Milo noted the figure shuffle from one foot to another, but thankfully, that was all, even as the door swung open.

Thankful for something else to direct his attention to, Milo watched quizzically as a small trolley, complete with white cover and a silver domed dish, rolled into the room. Within the space of a breath, the delicious smell of seasoned meat filled the room. Milo’s stomach gave a lustful gurgle despite the knots it had been tied in. Of all the things he’d expected to enter this room, a delivery of food was not one of them.

Pushing the trolley was a slight man, slow and stooped, who shuffled in without any introduction. He rolled the trolley past the salivating Milo and up to the rough table before stepping around to brace himself against the table as he let go of the cart. The man seemed unsteady on his feet, his movements those of a person very old or very ill. That seemed strange, considering that while thin, he seemed hale enough.

He took the seat across the table, his back to the figure in the corner, and settled in with a sigh that seemed both grateful and apologetic. He looked at Milo for the first time through round spectacles that sat on a square, bearded face.

For a moment, neither man said anything; both just stared at each other.

“Is he still in here?” the man asked in Russian, his dialect impeccable Moscovian.

Milo balked for a second, unsure of how to respond.

“They haven’t beat all the Russki out of you, have they?” he asked, looking askance across the table.

Milo shook his head.

Nyet,” Milo answered in his admittedly stilted Russian, fighting the urge to cross his arms. “I still speak it.”

The man’s lips raised at the corners, but something about the expression was not a smile despite the similarity.

“We can speak Deutch if you prefer?” the man offered, fluidly switching to German.

Milo’s eyes narrowed, sensing a test, but the slight sway of the figure in the corner was a relentless drag on his focus.

“Whatever you want,” he muttered quickly in German, trying to keep his eyes from sliding off the man sitting in front of him and toward the corner again.

Again the not-smile tented the corners of the man’s cheeks, and a glimmer of something sharp shone behind his spectacles.

“Whatever you want, sir,” he said a little too crisply for Milo to ignore.

“What?”

“You’ve broken rank three times, Conscript Volkohne,” the man explained, his mild tone belying the growing intensity behind his eyes. “I was just reminding you since you seemed to have forgotten.”

Milo’s stomach sank as he suddenly realized the small, bookish man who moved like an invalid was dressed in a uniform of matte black with an Oberst’s shoulder board, complete with three gold pips marching up its black and white coils.

This man wasn’t just a Blackcoat but a full colonel in the German Federated Army.

The thing in the corner was no longer the only frightening presence in the room.

“M-my apologies, C-colonel,” Milo stammered, rising woodenly to snap a shaky salute. “Won’t happen again, sir.”

The colonel looked Milo up and down, his eyes lingering on the exposed tattoos on Milo’s arms and neck before nodding slowly.

“No,” he mused, his voice icy. “No, I don’t suppose it will.”

The implied threat hung in the air, but the colonel was talking again before Milo could begin to think of how he should respond.

“At ease,” he instructed and waved his hand gracefully at the chair across from him. “Please sit.”

Milo sank down, wincing as the chair creaked in protest.

“You still need to answer the question, Volkohne,” he stated, eyes dark and inscrutable behind the glinting glass lenses. “Is he still in here?”

Milo couldn’t keep his eyes from sliding over to the corner again. The figure had turned its head just enough that a small dirty face could be seen in profile. The eyes were mercifully hidden beneath a ragged fringe of hair, but knowing what lay beneath made Milo’s stomach twitch and curl.

“Sir, I…” Milo’s mouth went dry as he fought to force words around the bile in his throat. “I’m not sure.”

The colonel held up one finger for silence.

“Conscript Volkohne,” he began, his voice intense yet indubitably sincere, “the only answer that can save you in here is the truth, whatever that may be. Starting things off with a lie between us will only make matters…more complicated.”

Milo nodded even as his eyes shifted toward the corner once more, and he forcefully repressed a start. The thing had not only turned all the way around but had taken two steps forward. It stood only a few feet from the colonel, head still bowed.

Was it smiling?

“Sir, I…”

Everything in Milo told him to lie, to defy the trap yawning before him. They had asked their questions before, and he had seen the looks the interviewer had given him three weeks ago. This was the final, irreversible step into the pit, the last nail in his coffin.

He could escape the grave a little longer if he would just lie, deny, and denounce.

It would hardly be the first time he’d lied.

The thing’s soiled face tipped up incrementally, just enough that Milo could see its bloodied teeth spread in a wicked grin.

Milo swallowed and made up his mind.

“Yes, sir,” he declared, meeting the colonel’s gaze as levelly as he could. “He’s still in here.”

The colonel nodded and sank back against the chair neither had noticed he was on the edge of. Another sigh passed his lips, and this one had the sweet music of relief in it. Milo’s heart skipped in his chest.

“I’m glad you are finally being honest,” the colonel said, his voice carrying no reproach. “Very good.”

He’d passed. What he wasn’t sure, but he’d passed, and that was something.

Milo let out his own sigh and nearly choked when his gaze turned back to the thing behind the colonel.

It was glaring at Milo with periwinkle eyes that didn’t belong in such a young face. They had seen too much, borne witness too often, and looked on horrors too many times. They were Milo’s eyes, and as they bored into him, he felt the rest of the world unraveling into fractals of light and color where darkness yawned between the threads.

“Tell it to leave, Conscript Volkohne,” the colonel’s voice instructed from somewhere outside the thing’s gaze. “Tell it to leave your presence.”

Unwilling to release him, his eyes in the mock-child’s face pinned him in place as it raised small grubby hands to grip its ratty black hair by the fistful.

“Can you see it?” Milo hissed, his throat tightening it.

“I see the darkness it is composed of, just a dark blur, but that doesn’t matter,” the colonel explained, his voice patient but unyielding as stone. “Tell it, no, command it, to leave.”

Milo looked on in horror as the homunculus pulled its hair, tearing itself in half with a soft, wet rip. Behind the ragged edges that flapped and shuddered was a patch of darkness as tangible and tangled as a nest of webs.

“What is happening?” Milo whined, his chest suddenly too tight to hold his hammering heart. “What did you do to me?”

“Command it to leave, Milo.” The colonel’s words were sharper but more distant, javelins hurled from a distance shrinking toward oblivion’s horizon. “On your life, boy, tell it to leave!”

The colony of un-light shuddered once, and a flickering image with too many eyes and too many legs skittered out. The unblinking gelatinous gaze studied him hungrily before it advanced, each limb reaching out to him. Milo wanted to run, to hide, to scream in terror, but he was frozen in terror.

Then something, some deep power, maybe inside or beside where a soul might lie, awoke.

BEGONE!” the power cried, and with a shock like ice water, Milo heard the command in his own trembling voice.

The nightmare twisted back on itself, its body rupturing with the violence of the movement.

“I said, BEGONE!”

The horror came apart into numberless fragments, each fleeing member frantically crawling away and disappearing into the voids between the lines of light and color. The emptied sack of woven shadows gave a wheeze like a deflating bladder, and a breath, cold and rancid, slapped Milo’s face.

He coughed, his nostrils and tongue revolted by the assault, but by the time he’d finished, it was all gone.

He was sitting in Room 7 in the Offices for the Branch of Unconventional Tactics, and the colonel watching him with a true smile spread across his weary face. No one else was there.

“What just happened?” Milo gasped. He swallowed hard at the colonel’s strange expression, “I mean, what just happened, sir?”

The colonel straightened in his seat, and in his deliberate manner, reached out and laid a square-fingered hand on the covered tray on the trolley. The dome rose with tantalizing slowness, revealing a steaming pile of pierogi, their sides glistening with butter.

“You, Conscript Volkohne,” he said, the slightest tremor plucking at his voice to catch Milo’s attention, “have just performed magic. Now, would you like something to eat?”

____________________

Whoa! Okay is this perfect timing, or what? With Halloween just around the corner, yes it really is, this is going to tick off multiple checkboxes for me! What about you?

Grab your copy of Witch Marked on Amazon! Free in Kindle Unlimited as of October 1st!

Witch Marked ebook cover

 

 

Chilling Wild Wednesday September 30th, 2020

wild Wednesday banner

Cozy up with these chilling mysteries and at a great discount!

 

Welcome to Wild Wednesday for September 30th, 2020

 

 

Each week we bring you a list of books from not only LMBPN authors, but also friends of ours, that are on sale! Here’s a fantastic opportunity to discover some new authors or some exciting books you may not have seen yet.

Most of these books are FREE in Kindle Unlimited, but all are on sale today.

Please remember to double-check the price before you one-click.

 

 

Monster Case Files e-book cover

Monster Case Files: The Complete Series 

 

 

FOREST OF DEPRAVITY E-BOOK COVER

Forest of Depravity

 

 

ABYSMAL FATE E-BOOK COVER

Abysmal Fate

 

Don’t miss out on these other fantastic promotions! Just click the banner and go to the web page.

 

fantasy and sci-fi promo banner

 

 

SCI-FI BOOKFUNNEL PROMO

If you see this message after September 30th and want to be notified of future price promotions, please sign up for our newsletter at www.lmbpn.com/email.

 

Since When is Death and Destruction Optional? 2nd Snippet for Desperate Measures!

Desperate Measures quote banner 1

Desperate Measures Snippet #2

 

Okay, besides this being a totally fantastic snippet for Desperate Measures, it also had me busting a gut laughing at the alternative cussing Erik tries out! Now, that’s my kinda expletives! You go Erik! Keep ’em coming!

 

July 7, 2230, Wales, Cardiff, Pwyll Tower

Erik hung from the edge of the balcony, his feet dangling into the dark abyss extending beneath him. Emma claimed the jump was necessary because of unexpected drone activity, but he suspected that was one of her sick jokes.

He didn’t think she would let Jia or him die, but she might have no problem letting them fall hundreds of feet to make a point about the fallibility of fleshbags.

It didn’t matter. Both he and Jia had made the jump and were now on the level of the infiltration target, the massive building in front of them, which was the center of Ceres Galactic operations in the city.

With a soft grunt of exertion, he pulled himself up and over the railing onto the balcony, ending his experiment with high-altitude thrill-seeking for the night. Heights didn’t bother him unless they were accompanied by gunfire.

Jia matched his motion with easy grace. They could wait for the damned window to open without hanging and waiting to fall to their deaths hundreds of stories below.

“How are we on the drone, Emma?” Erik asked. “Trouble?”

“I’ve redirected it without a problem. There’s also no evidence of unusual transmission. You should be fine for entrance.”

“It’d be nice to complete a mission without having to shoot someone,” Jia suggested as she looked around. “Or blowing anything up.”

“Nice, but not as fun,” Erik replied. “And I don’t think Alina brought us aboard because of our fine sneaking skills.”

Emma piped in. “Does it count as sneaking if there’s no one left alive to see you?”

He shook his head. “Too philosophical for me.”

Erik stood and dusted off the pants of his tactical suit. Between the suit and the dark-tinted helmets, no one would recognize them, but the need for secrecy also meant he couldn’t bring his TR-7. Having to at least attempt to sneak around was one big disadvantage of working for Alina and the Intelligence Directorate.

Alina had complained that Erik’s and Jia’s reliance on certain equipment was making it too easy to identify their involvement in incidents. Sometimes that could be useful, but not always. Since the death of Sophia Vand, the ID had become aggressive on multiple fronts, and the more they could keep their tools in the dark, the more successful they would be. That didn’t make it any less annoying to Erik.

When he was a cop openly investigating crimes, he’d never worried about people identifying him. His fame, along with his partner’s, had helped keep things under control in their encounters. Now they had a new job and new restraints, but the fringe benefits, including the ship, were nice. Erik couldn’t complain too much, but that didn’t mean he wouldn’t complain at all.

“So much for being freelance,” Erik muttered underneath his breath. “We stand out, she says. We need to take that into consideration, she says.”

“It doesn’t hurt to be careful now and again,” Jia offered. “Especially when we are potentially outnumbered and outgunned.”

She smiled and glanced over the edge of the balcony at the lights of the city below them and those marking flitters. Erik followed her gaze, wondering if there was trouble but seeing nothing out of the ordinary for a decent-sized city.

His recent travels had recalibrated how he thought of things. He was no longer using Neo SoCal as his basis for comparison, or not always.

Cardiff might lack the density and population of Neo SoCal, but Pwyll Tower was almost as impressive as a Hexagon building, which made sense given this was a Ceres Galactic-owned property.

Erik’s initial investigations had pointed toward the company, and his subsequent efforts, along with those of the Intelligence Directorate, had reinforced the initial suspicion. He wasn’t particularly surprised to be in a Ceres building, only surprised it’d taken so long for him to end up at another one.

It also proved that like in most things in history, there was probably a small group of people pulling the strings. Fancy tech and half-alien agents didn’t change the solution. A bullet to the head or a missile to their ship was usually the last word in a conversation.

Erik’s quest wouldn’t stop corruption in the UTC, but it didn’t have to. He just wanted the Knights Errant to be able to rest in peace, and he would accomplish that by making sure the people who’d killed them rested in pieces.

“Speaking of standing out,” Jia began. “If things get heated, Emma, don’t use the turret unless absolutely necessary. An MX-60 with a collapsible turret pretty much screams, ‘Erik Blackwell and Jia Lin were here.’”

“But the turret is so much fun,” Emma complained.

“I’m with her on that.” Erik bobbed his head in agreement.

Even if it’d become more Emma’s toy and not a tool always available or practical, he’d used it often enough.

“If I can’t use my favorite gun, you don’t get to use your favorite gun,” he added.

“You should see the look of fear in the eyes of the gun goblins when I use it.” Emma’s voice was filled with glee. “There’s just something about having the ability to lay down death and destruction.”

“We’re not here for fun or laying down death and destruction,” Jia countered, making sure Erik caught her look. “We’re here to get some intel. Death and destruction are strictly optional.”

Erik nodded. “That’s like saying the cherry on an ice cream sundae is optional. Sure, you don’t have to have one, but why not go for it?”

A last-minute transmission by Alina had indicated their mission-objective data wouldn’t be around the next day, forcing them to take immediate action.

“I’m almost into the internal systems,” reported Malcolm over the comm. “Just need a couple more minutes, then you’ll be able to go anywhere you want on this level without anyone knowing you’re there. As easy on the eyes as one of my shirts.”

“The government should just rush into every damned Ceres building themselves,” Erik grumbled. “This death-by-a-thousand-cuts crap gets tiring.”

“That would probably take every CID agent from across the UTC,” Jia often threw her metaphorical researcher hat on her head at some of the most inopportune moments. “I know Alina said they’ve been able to follow up on intel and data, including the stuff we gave them, but she didn’t say every individual member of Ceres Galactic is a member of the conspiracy, just that the company is heavily involved in it. The ID and CID are going to have to be surgical about this.”

“They probably just don’t want the economy to collapse once everyone realizes one of the biggest corporations in the UTC is controlled by assholes who would blow up domes or fund terrorists just to get an advantage.”

Jia shrugged. “There is something to be said for considering the disruptive effects of our actions. It won’t do us any good to take down the conspiracy if we hurt a lot of innocent people in the process. Like I mentioned, surgical approach.”

“Screw the surgery.” Erik patted the rifle slung over his shoulder. “Sometimes a little lead anti-health supplements followed by rapid cauterization is the best therapy. We just make sure we only apply it to the people who deserve it. Shit, sometimes you just need to blow a bastard into enough pieces they can’t put him back together again. I’m going to name that the Humpty-Dumpty Strategy.”

Jia tilted her head, but Erik couldn’t see her expression underneath the helmet. “We’re winning, Erik. We’re on offense now, not defense. We don’t need to try harder than we are, because at this rate, we will take them down.”

“I’m a shark ready for my feeding frenzy.” Erik scuffed his boot against the deck. “That’s the thing. Every time we nail more of the bastards, I see that they aren’t the all-powerful gods they think they are, and that makes me want to keep going forward and finish them off right away.”

“That’s what we’re doing. We’ve got the backing of the two major government directorates, a unique AI, and a good support crew. This ends with the conspiracy dead and the UTC a better place, as long as we don’t get ahead of ourselves.”

“Almost there with the windows,” Malcolm reported. “It’ll take a bit more on the cameras. The local systems are unusual.”

“Don’t know if I care,” Erik remarked before continuing with Jia. “I’m eager to take some people on.”

Emma snickered. “And you both act as if I’m the trigger-happy one. Incidentally, there are no issues with the local exterior drone and camera redirects, but that doesn’t guarantee anything about long-range cameras and drones. I wouldn’t advise removing your helmets unless absolutely necessary unless you want to be identified.”

“Duly noted,” Erik replied. He slipped the rifle off his shoulder and flipped off the safety.

Jia shook her head with a disappointed sigh and gestured to the stun pistol holstered in his belt. “Remember, we’re supposed to go non-lethal on this unless we have no other choice. Even if we limit ourselves to this one level, we can’t be sure everyone in there works for the conspiracy.”

“Frizzle fraken gander poppin’.” Erik flipped the safety back on before slinging the rifle over his shoulder again and drawing the stun pistol. “I hope we don’t end up ambushed by something nasty and get killed because we have our stun pistols out. I’d hate to die because we were being too nice to conspiracy assholes pretending to be corp employees.

She eyed him. “’Frizzle fraken gander poppin’?’”

He shrugged. “I’m trying something out. Your parents—well, particularly your mom—always gives me this look when I curse, so I’m trying to come up with alternatives.”

“You know that sounds odd, right?”

He looked at her. “You want me to say FF?”

She put up a hand. “No. I’m fine. Just…try something else.”

He nodded.

The window remained opaque and dark, and without camera access, they couldn’t know they weren’t walking right into a hallway filled with heavily armed Tin Men.

Erik wasn’t sure he cared. He didn’t want a clean mission. If it were too easy, the conspiracy wouldn’t feel the pain. That might be better from an intelligence operation standpoint, but it didn’t satisfy his vengeful spirit as well.

“Thousands of people work in this building,” Jia commented while drawing her stun pistol. “I doubt the conspiracy would have lasted very long if they filled buildings with their operatives. The CID or ID would have picked them off fast.”

“Maybe they give a really nice benefits package for selling your soul,” Erik joked. “But I’ll try to not kill anyone unless they have it coming. I hope they’ll reconsider their career choices after that.”

“About thirty seconds,” Malcolm reported. “Get ready, boys and girls, for a little high-level breaking and entering.”

“I could have handled everything.” Emma sniffed. “The millisecond difference in my response time during multitasking isn’t that big a deal, but I will admit Mr. Constantine is reasonably competent.”

“That almost sounds like a compliment,” Malcolm retorted.

“I should correct it to ‘reasonably competent for a fleshbag.’ Obviously, not competent compared to me.”

Malcolm sighed. “And there went my compliment, floating down to the ground, where it exploded into bloody chunks on impact.”

Erik flexed his fingers over the stun pistol. He rarely used the weapon, so it felt unfamiliar and unnatural.

“According to that intel Alina gave us,” he began, “the room containing the system IO port we want to hack is going to be shielded, so it doesn’t matter who is in control of things until we find it and get the transmitter set up.” He smirked. “I hope this doesn’t end up like that shit in Cairo last month, speaking of needing bigger guns.”

“There weren’t that many gun goblins by your standards,” Emma interjected. “So much whining. You barely got shot.”

“It’s not whining to want the best equipment available for the job, and the point is to shoot the other guys, not get shot ourselves.”

“I know that, but…hmmm.” Emma stopped.

Erik snickered and lowered his pistol toward the holster. “It is Cairo, isn’t it?”

“It’s more that it’s unfortunate timing,” Emma explained. “There is no immediate danger like in that other incident, but this could prove troublesome.”

“We got some yaoguai on the other side?” Erik asked.

“I’ve got immediate camera access now,” Malcolm reported. “Nothing unusual on the other side, and the security patrols aren’t anywhere near the window.”

“The problem isn’t inside the building,” Emma explained. “There is a heavy increase in drone and external camera activity, and it’s requiring more attention on my part to ensure no one spots you.”

“Screw it.” Erik rolled his shoulders. “We don’t have time to wait around.”

“Okay,” Malcolm interjected. “As I said, it looks like it’s empty. I’m ready to open everything up whenever you are.”

“Get ready.” Erik pointed his pistol at the door. “If there’s a bunch of Tin Men on the other side, I’m going to be pissed.”

Jia patted one of her stun grenades. “Why do I have a feeling I’ll be getting a lot of use out of these?”

“Whatever works, but I’m not going to let myself get gunned down.”

With a hiss, the window slid open, the soft light spilling out. The hallway was dim but bright enough to negate the need for night vision.

There were also no yaoguai, Tin Men, or killer bots waiting on the other side, only a long, empty hallway filled with doors. Emma gave him nav arrows in his smart lenses based on the intel and building blueprints.

Jia looked back and forth before giving a satisfied nod. “Now we have to hope the intel Alina sent us is good.”

“And if it’s not?” Malcolm asked.

“Then we’ll have risked our lives for nothing.”

Erik looked over his shoulder to make sure no one was sneaking up. “Typical Wednesday night.”

_____________________________

Frizzle Fraken shizzle sticks! Of course he ended the chapter on an exciting part! ugh!!! Come back on Oct 1 for the rest of the scene!

Until then, feel free to head over to Facebook and share the latest in alternative cusswords, frizzle man!

You can pre-order your copy of Desperate Measures here and then come October 2 you will be one of the first to get your ebook downloaded!

Available everywhere: Desperate Measures

Available on Apple: Desperate Measures

Available on Nook: Desperate Measures

Available on Google Play: Desperate Measures

Available on Kobo/Walmart: Desperate Measures

Available on Amazon: Desperate Measures

Desperate Measure ebook cover

 

 

 

Intriguing Week in Review September 20th-26th, 2020

week in review banner

Keeping Our Curiosity Peaked With This Week in Review for September 20th- September 26th, 2020

 

Stay intrigued with the releases this week here: Week in Review

 

 

The Shadow Broker:

Finn Harding (Mr. Finn to his clients) specializes in finding people who don’t want to be found. Stripped of his PI license, Finn begins working for the type of clientele who operate in the shadows, pay in cash, and don’t care if he’s licensed or not. As Finn becomes ensnared in a plot to take over a black market information brokerage, he finds himself and his family straddling the thin line between life and death. In The Shadow Broker, Trace Conger delivers a sharp-edged and gritty tale of crime, murder, and family. It’s a fast-paced crime thriller that holds nothing back.

 

Too Much Magic:

How far would you go to believe innocents when it seems all witches are trying to kill you? The worst of the Witches group seem hell bent on capturing or killing Bailey and capturing the guy she is interested in.Very Interested. Unfortunately, when gods get involved it seems humans, weres and witches are merely pawns in the game.

 

Decisions Made:

It’s time. Who will win this latest challenge? A young woman who fears sleeping. An AI on the brink of discovery. A government agent seeking what’s hidden. Who will end up healed, hidden, or found? The final chapter closed. For now…

 

The Forbidden Portal:

Narco, the nastiest Bounty Hunter the Fae have ever seen is now trailing Mia! How will her new powers react? One day Mia can create a bubble to protect her team, the next, she’s blowing up trees by mistake. Now that real danger is stalkin her, will she be able to harness the powers of her ancestor, Princess Violet and defend herself, her friends, and her school?

 

Were Wages:

It’s on. Everyone has been on Bailey’s back as she tries to understand her powers, her attitude, and her future. Now, the gods are getting involved. Not sure where the next attack will come from, Bailey is doing the one thing she can control: practice. But will all of the practice Fenris is pushing be enough for the game she is in? Especially when no one is divulging the rules.

Intrigued? Check out the New Releases Here: Week in Review

 

Ascension? Or Demise? Desperate Measures First Snippet is Here!

Desperate Measure Quote graphic 3

 

Desperate Measures Snippet #1

 

Are you ready for the 9th Opus X book? I can’t believe we’re getting so close to the end! This one starts out very exciting, and very deviously! Don’t miss it! Desperate times call for Desperate Measures!

 

July 3, 2230, En Route to Earth Aboard Modified Space Yacht Beidou

Mistakes killed. Julia knew that all too well. She often punished others by taking their lives when they failed her. Sophia’s failure of imagination had led to mistakes that cost her life.

Unfortunately, knowing that fundamental truth about mistakes wasn’t the same thing as avoiding them. Julia had been forced to accept that harsh lesson.

There had been far too many mistakes in recent years, errors that threatened decades—arguably centuries—of planning, both on her behalf and that of the Core more broadly.

Was she making a mistake now, remaining on Earth with the Last Soldier and the Warrior Princess on the hunt? Julia bit her lip.

She’d intended to leave much sooner, but she had convinced herself that there was a difference between caution and paranoid terror. Small problems and issues lingered for her to resolve here, but it had become obvious she needed to leave soon, or she would likely experience the kind of lethal mistake defined by hubris.

Opportunity remained to salvage her position despite her reversals.

The loss of the Hunter ship had been a devastating blow. She couldn’t deny that, though she couldn’t admit the ship existed to the rest of the Core.

It had been the key to her goal—the goal of the entire Core really—that required them to maintain technological superiority over all other humans, and eventually over all other races. Oh, the others could benefit from their scraps, but only they should possess the wisdom for full, unfettered control of advanced alien technology, Hunter or Navigator.

Fate intended the Core to rule. That’s what Sophia had argued about the discovery of the original Hunter technology on the moon, which had been found by private parties—those who knew how to keep their mouths shut, unlike the team who’d discovered the Navigator tech on Mars.

That same technology had allowed a small circle of like-minded people to live far beyond the known limits of human science and expand their influence. There would be no Core without alien tech.

The ultimate humans were the product of the ultimate alien technology.

The Core was supposed to be leading humanity to greatness, a perfect empire ruled by the perfect rulers—leaders to take the human race into complete dominion over the entire galaxy. Only they could do it because only they were capable of the necessary long-term vision.

Mortality stared down all lifeforms and instilled them with fear. The breadth of humanity’s philosophy and religion was devoted to quelling the terror of death, but a true immortal could operate without the ever-present whispers of darkness in the back of their mind.

Who needed gods when the Core could become gods? They had only to seize the necessary power.

Julia raised her hand, so pale, so delicate. It gave no hint of her true age, but she understood there was damage she couldn’t see, genetic problems accumulating. Every survivor in the Core had lived over a century and a half, granting them many more decades than the most advanced technologies of other humans. But if their researchers were correct, the Core members had only a decade left to live.

Goddesses didn’t die. She couldn’t die.

Not yet. Not ever.

The problem with relying on advanced ancient technology was never having more than a partial understanding of the tools it depended upon. The Core didn’t mind the cost of using the technology, which included the necessary sacrifice of other people.

History was replete with the expenditure of the lower order to serve the higher order, but their old artifacts had now failed them and were nothing more than inert museum pieces. For the first time in decades, they felt the shadow of death hanging over them.

Even though they had foreseen this issue, they had tried to not worry. The Core had been confident they’d find what they needed at each checkpoint in their existence. Based on what their researchers had said, the artifacts recovered from Molino held the greatest promise for further rejuvenation of any discovered in recent years.

True immortality had been within their grasp. They wouldn’t have to worry about death’s shadow creeping up on them. They would slay death and take dominion over his domain, but only for them.

Julia curled her hand into a fist and sneered. So close, but now their plans were threatened by upstarts. Insects, really. Men and women of no vision who gave their petty support to the pathetic UTC. They’d delayed the ascension of the Core.

The destroyed Hunter ship had been filled with lost technology. It had still been operational. The Core could have harvested it unlike any of the leftover, half-rotted scraps they’d been forced to examine.

The ship would have set them ahead centuries and accelerated their final advance into divinity. They could have been freed of their incessant need to seek out replacements for their failing artifacts and technology. They would have had an easier time reverse-engineering both structure and function.

No, not they. She.

Julia needed to remember that. Her ancient allies shared a vision, but it was one she no longer subscribed to. She needed to remove any vestige of implied friendship and focus on her future only.

The other members of the Core didn’t realize how many of the Molino artifacts she now controlled. They might suspect, but they couldn’t know they hadn’t been lost in the destruction of Sophia’s ship near Venus.

Julia took a deep breath and settled into her chair, folding her hands in her lap. They must all be thinking what she was thinking.

The Core was too large and too dominated by factions. The interference in her plans was proof of that, as was hers in Sophia’s works.

The only way to maintain control over humanity was by decreasing the points of failure and reducing the inherent complexity of politics. This needed to be done in the appropriate way, taking stability into account.

Unfortunately for others, the filtering and attrition of leaders were inevitable.

She chuckled, thinking about the past. In ancient imperial China, the way of the world had been clear. Subjects obeyed rulers because their rulers were granted the Mandate of Heaven. The system was superior as long as the rulers possessed both talent and vision.

It was hard to argue that quibbling, mewling masses could make better decisions than those with power, intelligence, and education. Rebellions were an expression of the ruler failing his or her subjects.

The ancients had understood that.

When the empire suffered, a clever and well-prepared ruler could deal with it, whether it was providing strength to protect the land from barbarians or stored food to deal with natural disasters.

An ill-prepared ruler made his people suffer, which in turn allowed them to justify rebellion by claiming the natural disasters and barbarians were the result of him or her losing the mandate. The ranks of the insurrectionists would swell, and the empire would be toppled without the fundamental belief in the superiority of imperial rule being questioned.

In all dynasties, decline was inevitable. Good rulers would give way to poor rulers with the passing of decades. The mandate would always be lost and a new dynasty would arise, more responsive to the subjects if only because of the simplest and basest of desires: self-preservation.

Thus, the empire would be strong again.

But Julia was different. All members of the Core were different. They could achieve something physically impossible before: a perfect and lasting rule.

Monarchy was only flawed because the skilled ruler would always perish, leaving (eventually) inept offspring. No matter how well-educated a prince or princess might be, the inevitable machinations of chance would ensure an ill-suited ruler would rise.

The reality was that people needed central control.

The Core was leaving humanity and the petty pretensions of morality accompanying it behind to make a better, stronger race.

Humanity was a divided, pathetic species, one still contending with pointless rebellions while aliens circled their systems, plotting and preparing to destroy them. As the Hunters had consumed the Navigators, the Local Neighborhood races could set themselves on the UTC and obliterate humanity down to the last man, woman, and child.

True leadership was the answer to the question of the future. That was what humanity required—a perfect ruler who would never age, never risk the fall of her empire by bequeathing it to incompetent children.

The ruler would fuse with the UTC and become its brain and heart.

It didn’t matter if the Immortal Empress would inhabit the shadows and use puppets. In the beginning, they would be necessary, and as the decades passed and firmer control was established, the illusion of self-rule could be wiped away until there was only a United Human Empire that stretched into the future, with humanity pushing back against the Leems, Zitarks, and all other creatures who thought they deserved to exist in the galaxy.

If necessary, they could be wiped out. Countless humans had been sacrificed for the species’ perfect future, so why not aliens? Humanity would become the new Hunters.

But the empire wouldn’t come without struggle. A proper ruler always used subordinates, and it was the nature of humanity to fight for control when there wasn’t a single clear ruler controlling everything.

As long as the other members of the Core existed, they would represent a threat to her future rule and thus a threat to the United Human Empire and the future of the species.

There was only one good choice left. To protect the human race, Julia needed to eliminate the rest of the Core. However, she would have to step lightly lest they figure it out and target her, or she would wreak more chaos and disrupt her long-term plan. That didn’t change what she had to do.

“What I do, I do for humanity,” she murmured quietly.

It was time to take the first steps and rely on powerful allies, including the very Core she would eliminate. As long as certain people and organizations continued their hunt, her plans would never come to fruition.

Julia tapped her PNIU and made a couple of quick motions to initiate a call. She needed to preserve resources before they were lost. She could use them as both sword and shield.

A data window appeared, displaying a smiling Shoji. The man was always unflappable, so collected in his own way. Julia appreciated the honest rages of some of the other members of the Core, if only because it made them more predictable. The only member of the Core worse than Shoji was Constance, whose quiet nature concealed a woman who might be even more ruthless than Sophia or Julia.

“It’s been a while,” Shoji offered, his smile brightening. “Not that I haven’t been expecting your call.”

“I wanted to speak to you before I leave the system in the next week or two,” Julia replied with a slight frown. “I wanted to make certain things clear.”

Shoji raised an eyebrow. “You mentioned leaving the Solar System, but when you didn’t immediately do so, I presumed it was more whim than plan.” He waited for a second. “Are you still holding such angst over our losses?”

“It’s not just me. It’s dangerous for all of us.” Julia frowned. “Our enemies have momentum in their campaign against us, even if they don’t understand who they are fighting. The Last Soldier and the Warrior Princess are very resourceful and effective. Too much so, if you ask me. Ignoring this will only lead to death, as Sophia found out.”

Shoji looked bored. “They have the backing of powerful elements in the intelligence community, and it’s not as if you haven’t taken advantage of them in your plans. Even though we have much control over the government, it’s hard to stop everything. I’ve complained about that in the past, but alas, some lack my foresight.”

“It goes beyond the government.” Julia shook her head. “If it were just them, things wouldn’t have become so desperate. There’s a deeper concern here.”

“Would you care to provide a specific accusation?” Shoji asked. “Because that’s what your tone suggests.”

“We can’t be the only ones in the Core playing such games,” Julia replied. “The other members might know what’s happening. They might have chosen to use our greatest threat as their weapon.”

“You did suggest that.”

“I suggested coopting them.”

She watched him carefully, half-suspecting Shoji of being responsible for some of her recent failures. Julia maintained no illusions that the man wouldn’t betray her if it was to his advantage. She calculated they hadn’t yet reached that point, but there might be some hidden variable confounding her conclusion.

Even a goddess made mistakes.

“Perhaps.” Shoji unfolded a fan and waved it in front of him with a smile. “Or perhaps vengeance provides a divine focus all its own, and we were foolish to wipe out the Last Soldier’s friends on Molino. In either event, our enemies have had some spectacular successes. I acknowledge that. I always have, but that’s not the same thing as fearing them.”

“I think they’re getting too close. I believe Sophia wasn’t the only one who might fall. Now that they are creatures of the government’s ghosts, it’s more difficult to strike at them without risk. We have time, especially because of the Molino artifacts. We should retreat, let the trail grow cold, and make preparations for other plans, including further artifact research and recovery. Even after some of our losses, we’re not without resources.”

“You want to flee and go where?” Shoji melodramatically fluttered his fan. “Our influence might reach everywhere, but our power is stronger here in the heart of humanity. My opinion? To travel away from Earth makes us more vulnerable, not less. They’ll still pick away at our power base, and we’ll be weaker once we return.”

“I intend to stay close to Earth. I’m not going to the frontier.”

Shoji closed the fan with a snap of his wrist. “Is this about the incident on the edge of the Solar System?”

Julia kept her face placid despite her quickening heart. “What are you talking about?”

“There was something unusual at the edge of the Solar System, an explosion associated with a comet of all things. What’s more curious is that military and intel communities have made obvious movements to conceal data about the incident, and have succeeded so thoroughly that even my people are having trouble determining what happened other than that there might be something odd with a comet. Given that our enemies now have access to a jump drive, that might explain it.”

Julia nodded slowly. “My people have mentioned it as well and are looking into it. And that jumpship is all the more reason why we should put some distance between the Earth and us.”

She wasn’t sure how much the rest of the Core knew about the jumpship, but she wasn’t prepared to try to argue against its existence.

Someone in the Core had sent the other ship before the arrival of the Last Soldier and his little friends. Given the length of time involved, she’d suspected it was Sophia, but she couldn’t rule out Shoji. The man was nothing if not patient, even by the standards of the Core.

Desperation crept in. She could use the Last Soldier and the Warrior Princess against Shoji and the Core to destroy them immediately. She could push forward and do it herself with reckless abandon. It was her long-term plan.

Would a delay end in her death?

She tossed the thought to the side. Unfortunately, it couldn’t happen quickly. The balance of control needed to be carefully reconstructed with the loss of any member of the Core, just as it had been after the loss of Sophia. Destroying the other long-term members with careful planning would offer her what she needed for success, but a rapid collapse of the Core risked discovery of the remaining members and the loss of their accumulated power.

Subtle, slow destruction was required. However, she wasn’t going to go out of her way to protect other members of the Core if they refused to accept the obvious.

Shoji let out a quiet titter. “It’s only two people, and we’re acting as if they are an entire empire.”

“They have been effective, though,” Julia replied. “And they are a threat because they have far more than the resources of two people backing them, including the AI and the ship. We know that now. We should have killed them when we had the chance.” She thought for a moment. “Okay, an easier chance.”

“Why not kill them now?” Shoji shrugged, a bored look on his face. “Feel free to leave if you want. I’ll be more than happy to handle it. It’s only fitting, considering how much I contributed to the Molino incident.”

Julia scoffed. “How are you going to succeed where I failed?”

“By doing something you don’t always understand. Sometimes the best way to handle someone is by giving them exactly what they want.” Shoji flicked his wrist dismissively. “Don’t worry about it. I’ll take care of them, and the less you know, the less it will lead back to you.”

“Shoji, it could lead back to you.”

“Perhaps.” He smiled. “But if that happens, I know you’ll mourn me for at least five minutes before devouring my resources.” His smile dimmed but didn’t disappear. “Since we’re talking about killing people, I find I already miss the Ascended Brotherhood. They were ever-so-useful tools.”

“I can’t deny that. Our yaoguai-heavy strategy could use improvement. It’s difficult to fully control such creatures, even with implants.”

“That’s true,” Shoji replied. “But they’re cheaper overall to produce, and we don’t have to worry about them being captured and interrogated.” He tilted his head. “That gives me an idea.”

She waited for a moment before asking, “An idea about what?”

“A specific way to take care of our nemeses. It will be costly.”

“You can do what you want. I’m departing for New Pacifica. If you can eliminate them with such ease, you deserve the glory and power that comes with it.”

Shoji stuck out his lip and let out a long, sad sigh. “New Pacifica? That’s a long trip. Two months, last time I went there.”

“Yes,” Julia replied. “It also means I’ll be flying away from Earth in case your plan fails. I’ll send you a transmission before my final departure, but it’ll be soon.”

“Then if we don’t talk directly again, let me wish you a good trip and a safe, happy eventual return.”

A faint hint of mockery colored his tone. Julia didn’t care. Her ascension to the divine wouldn’t be stopped.

______________________

Something tells me that Shoji is going to be in for a very rude awakening, if he survives long enough.

Come back in a few days for Snippet #2!

You can pre-order your copy of Desperate Measures here and then come October 2 you will be one of the first to get your ebook downloaded!

Available everywhere: Desperate Measures

Available on Apple: Desperate Measures

Available on Nook: Desperate Measures

Available on Google Play: Desperate Measures

Available on Kobo/Walmart: Desperate Measures

Available on Amazon: Desperate Measures

 

Desperate Measure ebook cover

 

 

Garner this Fan’s Pricing Saturday for September 26th, 2020

Fans pricing Saturday banner

Gather these stories for a great price on this Fan’s Pricing Saturday

 

Note:  We requested the price changes from Amazon on Friday afternoon. Unfortunately, they don’t change all of the prices at one time. Please double-check the price before clicking “Buy”.)

All of these new releases are 99c for one day only!
And they are also available for FREE in Kindle Unlimited!
Grab them today before the prices go up!

 

 

 

the shadow broker e-book cover

The Shadow Broker

 

decisions made e-book cover

Decisions Made

 

TOO MUCH MAGIC E-BOOK COVER

Too Much Magic

 

WERE WAR E-BOOK COVER

Were War

If you see this message after September 26th and want to be notified of future price promotions, please sign up for our email list at www.lmbpn.com/email

 

Booming Snippet #2 for A Gilded Cage!

A Gilded Cage Quote banner 1

 

A Gilded Cage Snippet #2 is here!!!

 

Have you been wondering what was going to happen? Hehehehe, well here you go! And man, I can’t wait for this book to launch this Sunday! A Gilded Cage is the first book in a new series by Auburn Tempest and Michael Anderle! Woot Woot!!!

 

What? And I’m hearing about it now!” My father’s voice booms up the heating vent on my bedroom floor, and I track the sounds of his approach through the creaks of our old Victorian house. Depending on how mad he is, and how many stairs he skips, Da can make it from the kitchen to my room in anywhere from twenty-five to seventeen thundering footsteps.

It’s a seventeen morning. Oh goody.

“Fiona Kacee Cumhaill!”

I stiffen in my bed and pull my covers over my head. It doesn’t matter that I’m twenty-three and an independent woman. When he yells my full name, I’m back to being an eight-year-old girl caught red-handed, shearing Dillan’s hair while he slept.

Well, he deserved it. He did the same thing to Walks With No Legs, my fancy-haired Guinea pig.

My door flies open and Da busts in, followed by Aiden, Calum, and Emmet. Aiden takes one look at the gauze wraps on my hands and curses. Da’s expression darkens.

Calum and Emmet look whipped and contrite. I imagine they got a fair dose of our father’s fury for not waking him up last night when we finally finished giving our statements and arrived home.

Before I get a word out, he erupts. “Are ye off yer gob? Ye stubborn, foolish wee girl. Ye coulda been killed.”

When my father gets like this, it’s best to let him have his say before trying any form of reason. It’s a Borg “resistance is futile” thing. I sit up, nod when appropriate, and prop my pillows to await my turn to speak.

“—and then to learn that the boys found ye unconscious. What if that sonofabitch got ye into a car and made away with ye, or had a weapon? Have ye any idea…”

Now that I’m awake, I have to pee. I slide off my bed, shuffle into the ensuite that joins my room with Dillan’s and Emmet’s and close the door all but an inch.

Da doesn’t miss a beat. Dressing-downs like this are a common enough occurrence that he knows I can still hear him. The onslaught continues while I empty my bladder, unwrap my palms, wash up, and rejoin them.

“—enough to worry about with yer brothers in danger every goddamn day, do ye think I need more on my mind? After yer mother…”

I sit on the edge of my bed and examine my scraped hands in my lap, biting my tongue.

He’s winding down. My time is coming.

Auntie Shannon says I inherited the “can’t be told” gene from my mother. I don’t know if that’s true, but if Ma was considered more stubborn than Da…well, that’s saying something. I do remember she could give it as good as she got.

Yeah, maybe I am like her in that way.

“Da,” I say when he’s had the floor long enough.

“—brothers and I would do if he’d killed ye. Yer the feckin’ glue that holds us together, Fi.”

“And a person in my own right.” I break his rhythm. “You forget that sometimes. Yes, I’m the keeper of the house, and it takes most of my time to sort you and the boys out, but I’m more than that. I’m tough and smart and as much a Cumhaill as any of you.”

I point at Aiden, Emmet, and Calum, leaning against my dresser and door to ride out the storm. “You trust that they can take care of themselves in a scuffle, but I can too. I’ve got a stone fist and a fighting spirit the same as them. My instincts are sharp and my reflexes quick. And I’m smart.”

“That’s just it,” Da snaps and scrubs a hand over his morning stubble. His hair is sticking up all cockeyed and at odd angles like a crazy russet rooster. “Yer too smart fer yer own good. Ye can take care of yerself, but yer too sure of it. Ye have no fear, and that’s not good. Ye’ve never respected danger, Fi. It’s like yer temptin’ the Fates to test ye.”

“I am not.” I’m pissed at how blind he is. “I assessed the danger to Kady. There was no time to get help, and the man was unarmed.”

“Ye assume the man was unarmed,” he snaps. “He held Kady as a shield between ye. He coulda had a gun at his back or a knife in his pocket, but ye were so damn sure ye could handle things yerself, ye rushed him like a novice fool.”

I jut my chin as his disapproval hits. “And if it had been Calum or Emmet in that alley instead of me, you’d be whistling a different tune. You’d be patting them on the back saying, ‘Good on ye, boyo. Ye got the girl safe home. We’ll catch the man responsible in the days to come.’ But because it was me, I’m an eejit to think I could do the same.”

Da’s finger comes up in the air between us, and his cheeks flush red. “Don’t throw yer feminist shite at me, Fiona Kacee. I work with women in uniform every day and trust them in any situation. They’re trained and competent and know what they’re up against.”

“But I don’t? Da, I grew up in this house. I’ve seen the horrors you face and heard the stories the boys tell of their shifts each day. Hell, I learned enough working behind the bar at Shenanigans to write fifty true crime novels.”

“Hearin’ and knowin’ are different, mo chroi.” He loses steam by calling me his heart. “Ye take care of yerself better than most, I’ll not argue that. Because of it, Kady is safe home. I’m proud as blazes of ye for lendin’ her aid, but no matter how sexist or unjust it is, yer a wee thing in a world of monsters—a Chihuahua ready to take on Rottweilers. If ye don’t learn to respect the danger, it’ll get ye. Like it or not, that’s the truth of it. There is always someone bigger and better prepared for the fight.”

“So what?” I launch to my feet and throw up my hands. “I should don my apron and resign myself to cooking and ironing for you lot the rest of my life? If Ma hadn’t died, I would’ve gone to college and struck my own path. Filling this house with a family to take care of was her dream, not mine. I’m capable of doing great things too.”

“Do ye think me daft?” Da drops his pointing finger and scowls. “It’s not fair that ye had to step in and take care of yer brothers and me, but it’s the way of it. Yer mam’s death left shoes to fill and broken hearts to mend. Ye’ve done better at both than any of us had a right to expect. If yer ready to take on the world, I’m all for it. Still, we need ye alive to do it.”

Not often does Da let feelings crack through his crusty shell. I’m not prepared for it. Angry I can handle. Sharp retorts, I’ve mastered. Admissions of his vulnerability after losing our mom has me looking at the door for a quick escape.

Only, there’s no escape.

Aiden is blocking the door with his muscled arms crossed over his chest. Emmet and Dillan are standing beside him looking as lost by the turn of conversation as I feel.

I can’t look at them or I’ll start crying, and I’m not crying because I’m mad. I step back and frown at my father. “I do see the dangers, Da—honest, I do—and I respect them. I can’t let that stop me. If you think honor and doing what’s right is only for the Cumhaill men, you’re cracked. The same blood runs in my veins as yours. The same teachings were drummed into me. I care about people as much as any of you.”

“More.” Emmet pushes off the dresser to straighten. “That’s what scares us, Fi. You care about people more than any of us, and don’t hesitate to stand as the shield between an innocent girl and her attacker.”

“We don’t want to see you hurt, baby girl.” Aiden comes over to squeeze my hand. “If you feel like life’s leaving you behind, carve out something for yourself. We’ll all pitch in to make it work for you. Just be safe about it.”

Calum pegs me with a look so haunted my chest tightens. “When Kady screamed for help, and we saw you lying on the ground by that tree so still…” He shakes his head. “Jaysus, Fi. You can’t put us through that shit again.”

Da nods. “After every shift, I come home knowing as soon as I see your beautiful face, the darkness of my day will dissolve. You’re our touch-stone, Fi.”

Emmet joins the love-in and kisses the side of my head. “Even though you’re a total pain in the ass.”

Calum nods. “Absolutely the worst.”

***

It’s close to one that afternoon when I hear the throaty rumble of my muffler grumbling along the back lane and pulling into my spot. It’s tough to find parking in the city, so by the time Aiden, Brendan, and Calum needed to get around, Da moved the back fence forward and paved a section of the lawn so they had space behind the house.

We’re luckier than most. Being the last house on the street before the ravine, we also have a little dirt lane that runs up the side of the house. It’s not for parking, but we often use it for short-term stops when friends drop by.

I finish with Emmet’s uniforms and hang them on the hooks at the bottom of the stairs. Our house, a quaint Victorian built in Cabbagetown in the 1840s, isn’t fancy but has character. It’s an old, brick semi-detached with four bedrooms upstairs and a basement finished with a pool table and enough workout equipment to open Cumhaill’s Gym if policing doesn’t work out in the end.

Who needs more than that?

“Fiona?” Liam lets himself in and is jogging up the back hall looking panicked when I step out to meet him.

“I’m fine—” I’m caught up in his arms as he gives me a quick hug, then eases back to take inventory. He touches the bruise on the side of my face and scowls at the road-rash on my palms. I regain possession of my hands and step back. “Seriously, I’m fine. Your mom told you I take it?”

He nods and pulls me into the kitchen. “I’m sorry, Fi. If I hadn’t skipped out—”

I wave that away. “It’s nobody’s fault except the weirdo in the alley. Even if you were there, I would’ve still taken out the trash. S’all good.”

He sits me down at the table and busies himself at the counter. He’s as comfortable in our home as we all are in his. “I’m making hot toddies. Talk to me and keep talking until I believe you’re all right. Tell me what happened.”

I give him the full recap. Explaining everything for the eleventeenth time increases my sense that I’m missing something—something big.

“And you saw him inside earlier?”

“Yeah, a Tyson Beckford-type drinking Redbreast in booth nine.”

“Who’s Tyson Beckford?”

“Beautiful, black supermodel for Polo, piercing eyes, easy smile…ring any bells?”

He makes a face at me. “Sorry. I’m not up on male models, but I do remember a slick-looking black guy set up in nine. Pissed me off that we were busy and he sat alone and taking up a booth for six.”

“Yeah, that’s him. Hey, did anyone check on Kady?”

He grabs two glass mugs and the honey out of the cupboard. “Mom called this morning and told her to take the night off. She refused, of course. Dillan said he’d stay with her for the day and escort her in for the dinner shift.”

I picture how protective of Kady my brother got after hell broke loose. “While the two of us gave our statements inside after I came to, it was like a switch flipped for him. Kady was shaking and about to crumble into a heap of tears, and he finally saw her—like, saw her.”

Liam measures the shots of whiskey and mixes our drinks with a stick of cinnamon. “Mom said he volunteered to take her home and stay with her.”

I accept the drink and inhale the honey-lemon glory of it. “Yeah. D’s good like that. The patience of a saint, that one. He’ll play the part of her loyal watchdog for as long as she needs to lean on him. Then, it’ll be more, guaranteed.”

Liam settles across the table and smiles. “Thank fuck. That love match was a long time in coming. Every time Dillan came in the bar, Kady became half as productive. It had to happen sooner or later.”

“You’re not kidding. Hey, speaking of love matches, how was your night?”

Liam fills me in on the PG broad strokes of his evening, but the tension of his worry never eases. After our second round of restorative whiskey drinks, I can’t take it.

“Stop worrying. I am fine.”

He arches a brow. “That might work on your family, Fi, but I know better. Tell me what you’re not saying. You know I’ll keep your secret.”

I do. Liam’s good that way. I stare into those ice-blue eyes and my guts twist. “It’s going to sound crazy.”

He shrugs and leans back in his chair. “With our families, what’s not crazy?”

True. “Okay, so, last night, I thought it was simple. A crazy guy assaulted a pretty girl, and I got in the way.”

“But you don’t think so anymore?”

“I’ve been running it over in my head. I’m going into the station this afternoon to go over my statement and sign it. I was trying to remember every detail because more comes to you once you settle down and your mind unlocks.”

“And you remember something new?”

“A couple of things.”

“Like?”

“He never hit me or raised a hand to me. I punched him and sacked him and kneed him in the face and he never once returned the favor.”

“Maybe he was busy trying to subdue you.”

“Why not hit me? He had a foot on me and was strong. He pinned me against the tree out back for like, five seconds, then walked away. Why?”

Liam’s getting angry again. I watch the mottled flesh of his cheeks darken. “What else did you remember?”

“Not remember. Found.”

“Found? What do you mean?”

I get up from my chair, give him my back, and pull my shirt off. Clutching the fabric to my front, I swing my hair away from my shoulder blades.

“What the fuck is that?”

“My question exactly.”

The legs of his chair scrape on the floor as he gets to his feet. He’s taller than me—most people are—so when he takes a good look at the Celtic knotwork tattoo that spontaneously appeared on my back, he has to bend to do it.

“Does it hurt?”

“No, but I feel it. It tingles like it’s squirming up from beneath my skin. Like it’s alive somehow.”

“That’s not gross at all.”

“Right? This morning when I had my shower, I saw the faint outline of the tree of life. The triquetra came around lunch. What does it look like now?”

Liam brushes a gentle sweep across my skin, and my cells light up inside. It’s the same sensation I got when the handsome weirdo in the alley pressed his palm there.

“The tree is a brilliant, shamrock green, the triquetra a shimmering royal blue, and circling the whole thing are the words, Glaine ar gcroi. Near tar ngeag. Beart de reir ar mbriathar.

“Well, shit.” I flap my shirt in front of me and shuck it back on.

“You know what that means?”

“If you’d spent more time paying attention during Irish classes instead of flirting with the girls, you’d know what it says too.” I free my hair and face him. “It’s three sayings, and it means purity of our hearts, strength of our limbs, and action to match our speech.”

His gaze narrows on me. “That was your toast last night for Emmet. Do you think that has something to do with it?”

“Indirectly. It’s the three-part family motto of Da’s people back home in Ireland. How weird is it that a guy gets the better of me in a dark alley, presses his hand on my back, and leaves when I pass out?”

Liam crosses his arms and frowns. “I, for one of many, am damned thankful that’s when the asshole took his leave.”

“Me too, but how do you explain a family crest magically appearing on my skin hours later?”

“I don’t… I can’t.”

“Yeah, me either.” I’m still standing there thinking about last night when the man’s voice drifts into my head. It was right before I passed out. He leaned close and whispered in my ear, “Ye’ve got fight in ye, kin of mac Cumhaill. I’ll give ye that.”

I blink, and my entire body tingles. “I need to speak to my father right now.”

***

The Fifty-first Division Headquarters, where Da has served since he graduated from the academy almost thirty years ago, is a bustling, gritty old law enforcement center on Parliament a block south of King. It’s a heritage building, with decorative masonry, arched windows, and an interesting roofline that looks more like a turn of the century bank than a police station.

There’s limited parking in a public lot, which is nice, but what I love most about the place is that across the road there’s an original city fire hall complete with shiny brass poles and a Dalmatian named Pongo.

It’s hot—in fact, I’m cooking with a cotton shrug on and annoyed I have to wear one. With the foresight of not wanting to strip my shirt off at da’s station, I wore a strapless tank with an airy knit sweater. Even that’s too much.

“It never gets old, does it?” I lock my car and Liam and I cross in front of the fire station.

For once, I’m more interested in getting inside to the air-conditioning than watching the fireman with no shirts polish their trucks.

Liam follows my gaze and chuckles. “I’ll take your word for it. I’ve never gotten weak in the knees for a pec wink.”

I laugh. “Sucks to be you.”

I wave to Greg working the door and head straight up the staircase on the left. Da knows I’m scheduled to go over my statement, so of course, he’s working in-house for the afternoon.

“Hey, kiddo.” Da’s partner Marcus lifts his gaze over the monitor of his computer and gives me a once-over. “I heard about last night. How are you?”

I glance at the concerned faces of two dozen cops I’ve known my whole life and smile. “Right as rain, guys. Seriously. You know us Cumhaills. You might be able to knock us down, but you’ll never be able to keep us there.”

“Good girl.” Marcus points across the space. “You’re set up in meeting room two.”

I weave my way through the warren of cubicles with Liam on my heels. “Meeting room two is good. The walls are mirrored so I can read his reaction. There’s no way he can front when he sees the tattoo.”

“Do you hear yourself, Fi?” Liam casts me a sideways stink eye. “In what world would Niall Cumhaill be associated with a man who attacks his daughter in an alley?”

I pause with my fingers curved around the handle. “Only one way to find out.”

___________________________

So, are you going to grab your Pre-Order copy now? Read it the moment it goes on your ereader? Yup, me too!

Fi seems like she’s going to be a fun and snarky heroine! A little spitfire who won’t know when to stop! I love it. 🙂

A Gilded Cage, on pre-order now and goes live this Sunday on Amazon!

 

Gilded Cage book cover