Fireworks and Sparklers This Fan Pricing Saturday, July 1, 2023
The fireworks are starting early this week with these deals!
Fan Pricing Saturday, July 1, 2023
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Awe Inspiring Wild Wednesday June 28, 2023
Deals so good, you will be filled with awe and wonder!
Wild Wednesday, June 28, 2023
Each week we bring you a list of books from not only LMBPN authors, but also friends of ours, that are on sale! Here’s a fantastic opportunity to discover some new authors or some exciting books you may not have seen yet.
Most of these books are FREE in Kindle Unlimited, but all are on sale today.
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Chronicles of Winland Underwood Complete Series Boxed Set:
She’s no stranger to running and hiding but she’s used to doing it alone. Winland Underwood, daughter to the legendary “Fixer“, has seen her fair share of magical mayhem. She’s just never wanted to be a part of it. But when a group of magical refugees needs her help, she’s finding it hard to say no. This half Light Elf and half Witch has her work cut out for her. How do you hide a whole group of people in plain sight? Just when Winland thinks she has it figured out, the town they have fled to has other plans. With adarknesslurking deep within the Ozarks, their safe haven is not what it seems. Is Winland enough to save them all? Or will she have to call in re-enforcements?
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Puppet Master:
The Delta Underground Operatives were founded by Alder Shaw, the remaining demi-god after the other gods were killed. This is Book One of Nyc & Stel’s story. This is part of the shared world of Delta Underground Operatives. A half-orc discarded at birth, a fairy-elf part of neither world they both long to belong. They just want lives where they matter. They are worlds apart in everything. But together Nyc and Stel are a wrecking ball that is almost unstoppable. Part-time agents with Delta Underground Operatives they never expect more than the occasional job, until someone starts killing agents.
Free Trader Boxed Set Books 1-3:
All they wanted was to trade. Others had different ideas.
Join a world where humans and animals interact in a fight against the enemies of civilization. Three volumes with over 800 pages are contained in this one set!
Braden and his mindlinked Hillcat build friendships with other sentient creatures and extraordinary humans as they try to create a world of Free Trade, but obstacles stand in their way. As they encounter intransigent humans or power-hungry mutants, they fight for what they believe is right.
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Big Monster Money:
Magical criminals require magical solutions. Who answers the call when the mundane police dial 911? Matt Bordelon—former Silver Griffin, wizard, and the Big Easy Bounty Hunter. Matt has a good thing going. Deliver justice to magicals? Check. Keep the world safe from threats? Check. Make good money doing it? Cha-ching. Unless his bounty ends up dead when the paperwork specifies alive, that is. Good thing he’s a pro at avoiding that. Then he stumbles across a dark witch embroiled in a vicious spell battle with a dark wizard and feels compelled to aid her. Is subtle magic at play to influence him? Or is it something else? Matt doesn’t know, but he shelters the gorgeous woman on the run from dangerous enemies anyway. Meanwhile, a powerful magical threat is murdering mundane cops in his town. Worse, no one can identify the shadowy entity behind the killings. Matt is on the case, but can he survive the coming battles, magical and emotional?
Rogue Elf: Twilight Ascension:
Darkness descends and it’s up to one young high elf to stand against it… but nothing is as it appears. War has erupted across the lands and when the elves of Urlas depart for war, Kealin is not allowed to join the other warriors as he expects. His father and mother, and the elven High Council, demand he and his siblings stay behind. When a soothsayer foretells the fall of the elves that have gone to war, it’s up to Kealin and his siblings who refuse to stand by and wait. if they’re to save their parents and the lives of their kin they must act. A menace within him awakens. It isn’t elven magic. It is something else, older and darker. When one tragedy follows another. His ascension begins. Embracing the darkness of an ancient race that resides within as seething darkness just on the edge of his mind, can he control this growing power?
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The Revenger Omnibus:
Mike Sartain, The Revenger, grew up in the French Quarter of New Orleans where he was taught how to fight by some of the toughest, meanest SOBs in any port. He was taught how to love by some of the most beautiful women in the world. After the War Between the States, the former Confederate came west and joined the frontier cavalry. Wounded by Apaches in Arizona, he was nursed back to health by an old desert rat and his beautiful granddaughter, Jewel. When the prospector and Jewel were viciously murdered by marauding Yankee bluecoats, Sartain hunted the soldiers down and killed them one by one in his own fierce Cajun style, for Jewel had been carrying Sartain’s unborn child. That’s how Mike Sartain’s lust for revenge got started. That’s how he became a wanted man, with a dead-or-alive price on his head. Now, with no choice but to keep on riding, The Revenger rides for anyone who has an ax to grind…
Andre Warner Manhunter Books 1-3:
André Warner is a professional killer and ex-British Secret Service. In End as an Assassin, thirty-nine contracts have made Warner a wealthy man, and his fortieth is set to be his last—until a former associate turns against him, and a Marseilles crime syndicate sights him in their crosshairs. With his retirement plan in shreds, Warner is forced to stage a comeback. Only this time…it’s not for the money. It’s for blood. I Kill follows Warner as he’s lured out of retirement by a contract in Tangier to assassinate an Arab drug trafficker. But when he crosses a line that brings him into conflict with the local police and a mysterious Dutchman, he’s forced to act the only way he knows—retirement be damned. Warner is approached by an American racketeer to find and execute the man responsible for killing his elder brother in The Man Who Hunted Himself. But his mission becomes more complicated by the minute, and as the net around him tightens, Warner realizes he has two choices—fight and die…or run and die.
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We’re ending June with six new releases!
Another week is upon us! And this is the last week of June which means we’re almost halfway through the year. So close, I can almost taste it. Speaking of tasting, I can almost taste the hot dogs, hamburgers, and other delicious food that will be grilled up next week too! Don’t worry, we’ll be here next week to deliver the new releases, Wild Wednesday and everything else you are dying to hear about. And, I can tell you next month we’ll be having our Christmas in July week! It won’t be next week but it will be soon!
I have 6 amazing books launching this week and the first of the six is out today! That’s pretty sweet for a Monday!
This Week’s New Releases
Title: Babylon Rising
Series: Daywalker Chronicles Book 4
Release Date: 06/26/2023
Babylon is rising in the swamps of Louisiana.
More than an ancient empire—it comes packaged with an army and a host of Babylonian gods.
It’s one thing to fight a god or two. Been there done that.
Can I possibly stand against an ancient empire with an entire pantheon guiding their imperial ambitions?
I can’t do it alone. That’s for sure.
Old enemies will have to become friends. But some of my old friends aren’t up for the fight.
Dylan and his pack aren’t the werewolves they used to be—they were cured.
Or were they?
Nebuchadnezzar’s army is growing stronger by the day.
The only thing I know for sure is that they won’t stop until they’ve defeated the world.
Title: Bigger Monsters, More Trouble
Series: Big Easy Bounty Hunter Book 4
Release Date: 06/27/2023
What’s the reward for a job well done? A tougher job.
Matt and Natalia can’t catch a break. All they want to do is chase bounties, get paid, and live their lives in peace.
If only life in the Big Easy was that simple.
Everywhere they turn, something or someone is hell-bent on interfering with their plans.
Winston Blackwell’s plotting against Matt and Natalia turns dark when he hatches a scheme to remove Matt from the equation and leave Natalia vulnerable.
Will Matt prevail, or will Winston claim his ultimate prize?
Natalia is still plagued by her limited abilities in offensive magic.
A mysterious dark elf could hold the solution to all her problems.
With no end to her troubles in sight, she must take a risk to conquer her fears of inadequacy and defeat the ghosts of memories that haunt her.
Can Natalia find the answers before the crushing uncertainty causes her to fall? Or will she fail and drag Matt down at a critical moment?
Title: Dragon Unveiling
Series: Dragon Apparent Book 8
Release Date: 06/27/2023
The world is in danger, and Scarlet refuses to lay down the weight of blame.
Scarlet is struggling to defend the planet against the demon from behind the gate.
Frustration and fear build as creatures succumb to the demonic corruption and their enemy continues to gain ground in the fight. No matter what they do to drive him back, Scarlet’s army keeps coming in second.
But the dragons are no longer alone in the fight.
Humanity is stepping up and the militaries from around the world untie to defend their world alongside the dragons.
Together, there is a chance their combined might can stop the corruption spreading, and new knowledge of ancient artifacts hidden around the world could be the advantage they need to save everyone.
Scarlet has to believe that they can truly trust each other. The only other option is utter destruction.
Will the fragile alliance be strong enough to help them beat the demon to the artifacts? Or will there be yet more unwanted surprises that prevent Scarlet from getting the demon back behind the gate?
Title: Leader
Series: Para-Military Recruiter Book 9
Release Date: 06/28/2023
All’s fair in love, but how will Julie fare as the threat of war looms over Avalon?
Just as she was getting settled in at Tactical Command, her duty to the unborn dragon heir has Julie chasing her tail between OPMA and the Deep. It’s been so long since she had any time for her mom that the words “aloe vera juice” have almost lost their power.
Being pulled in so many different directions would be a lot harder for Julie without a certain Aether Elf prince by her side.
The couple get their first taste of domestic bliss as she gets to grips with life in the Deep. While the relief of her separation from Eggy ending is huge, not every dragon is happy to have her there.
A mystery dragoness comes to call amid a whirlwind of Deep nobility hoping to get Julie’s—and the unborn heir’s—favor. Their introduction draws Julie into the heart of dragon politics, a complex battleground that only the strongest survive.
Will the dragons decide to intervene in the war for Avalon’s future? Or will the war be over before a consensus is reached?
While Julie’s frustration with the sluggish pace of dragonkind’s decision-making process grows, Queen Esmerelda is taking rapid action to subvert the coming war.
Julie and Taylor return to Avalon in time for the departure of the Eternal Council, who are embarking on a whirlwind tour of the larger para settlements across Avalon and Earth.
Being back with her bestie and her old unit as their tactical support officer is practically a vacation for Julie, one where she gets to see Taylor shine in his role as liaison between the royals families and the Council while they visit places she had only ever dreamed about seeing.
But there’s a spy in their midst, and someone is determined to derail the peace process by any means necessary. The death of a minor royal in Paris leaves Mina Nox vulnerable to accusations of murder.
As Julie works to clear Mina’s name, tragedy strikes the Woodskin family and they are forced to return to New York to pick up the pieces while the rest of the team prepare to take action against the renegade paras gathering in Spain.
Navigating the infuriating minefield that is dragon politics falls to the side when the hunt for the para building a geasa-controlled army comes to a head with a shocking revelation.
Can a lie told in the name of protection be forgiven? Or will Julie end up being the first para to fall when the truth comes out?
Title: Into Enemy Territory
Series: Gravitium Book 3
Release Date: 06/29/2023
The treacherous blade cuts deep, no matter its size.
Claire learns that the hard way when she finds herself in the midst of a brutal street-to-street conflict in the city above the clouds.
Bitter rivalries make for cruel enemies, and Summerland is about to discover that the biggest threat was never vampires or Weres.
Claire will need all of her skill and luck to keep the city above the earth where it belongs.
If they can survive the onslaught, their next task will be staging a counterattack. But even the will to survive might not be enough to pull off the alliance needed to assure victory.
In the midst of all this chaos, Claire might finally find the answer to where she came from.
Being adopted by a Were was a blessing she’s grateful for, but she can’t be blamed for wondering why she needed to be adopted in the first place.
Title: Sunrise and Ashes
Series: The Chosen Legacy Book 4
Release Date: 06/30/2023
Ren uncovered the council’s deadly secret, and it means make or break for the resistance.
After experiencing the devastating capabilities of the combat-ready bioadvanced machines firsthand, the resistance and their allies realize that the council created the CAMs to wreak destruction wherever they cannot control.
The choice is clear: annihilate the technological monstrosities and their masters, or lose everything they’ve fought for.
Ren always knew getting out from under the thumb of the council carried a huge risk for everyone involved, but the price of overthrowing their overlords has become too high.
The oppressive rule of the council hangs heavy over Ren’s head and the entire world. With the CAMs in their arsenal, innocent lives will be sacrificed, hopes destroyed, and families torn apart forever.
While some of the factions are prepared to make the ultimate sacrifice to prevent the council from succeeding, Ren refuses to spend the lives of the people they’ve been trying to free from tyranny.
Love is a choice Ren never believed she would make. The freedom she’s been fighting for is closer than ever, and so is her destruction.
Ren’s desperate search for hope uncovers an unexpected bond that could provide her with the answer she’s been looking for. But her solution could turn out to be more dangerous than the resistance’s plan.
With freedom within reach, she must make a decision that will define humanity’s future.
Can Ren bring an end to the council’s regime without paying for it in blood? If she can’t make the right choice, is she ready to lose someone again?
Summer Time and Feeling Fine, Fan Pricing Saturday June 24, 2023
It’s officially summer, and we have some mighty fine deals this weekend!
Fans Pricing Saturday, June 24, 2023
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Father’s Day and Fan Pricing Saturday, June 17, 2023
Father’s Day and book deals, what a weekend!
Fan Pricing Saturday, June 17, 2023
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An Unjust Sentence Served in This Snippet of Stonecrusher Legacy Book 1
Stonecrusher Legacy Book 1: The Uprising
Being treated as a second-class citizen can’t be easy. What is a Dwarf to do when he and his kind are being mistreated?
The Uprising –
“Here you are again, Waldorf.” Chief Oghark’s tankard of ale sloshes froth and foam down my threadbare tunic as he slams it against the stone table between us.
Stones and bones, I’ve pushed him to a new level of pissed off.
His corded forearms flex as he rises from his massive carved oak chair. The ancient wood groans in gratitude, his considerable weight no longer its burden to bear. By any standard, this dwarf is a beast—a mountainous warrior who has weathered the ire of his foes for centuries.
He leans forward on his calloused knuckles, staring me down.
From the wicked scar slicing down the side of his face to his brutal temper, the chief of Clan Brackenbuell is as jagged and hard as the stone caverns he rules over. I glance around the audience chamber, reading the pride and admiration in the eyes of his people. To his clan, he is a great leader. To those he calls clan guests or indentured servants, he is an autocratic dictator.
Emphasis on the “dic.”
Whatever he calls us, we are prisoners, plain and simple.
I meet Oghark’s glare, which should be terrifying. Still, we’re clan guests, so technically he can’t harm us according to dwarf law. Instead, I return his glare with as much remorse as I can fake—which admittedly isn’t much.
Am I sorry I flattened his idiot son’s nose? Hell no. The handsy pervert needs to learn that clan guest doesn’t mean he can take liberties with Stonecrusher women.
Glint, the heir to the Brackenbuell clan, stands behind his father Chief Oghark as always. The explosion of blood drying to a crust in his patchy beard scruff diminishes his ever-present smug confidence.
Damn, that feels great.
I hate most of the Brackenbuell clan, but Glint is by far the one I hate most.
Who wouldn’t hate such an entitled goatfucker?
“Look at me, you little prick,” Oghark snaps as he grabs my chin in his meaty paw. “Do you not think I have more important things to oversee than your constant need for discipline?”
The silence that follows suggests he expects a response.
“Sorry, Chief. I know your days are full of important and strenuous duties.”
Between the beatings, the drinking, and the whoring, it’s a wonder you can even stand.
Oghark nods, having gotten the answer he wanted. “I realize Clan Stonecrusher is a bunch of inbred dimwits, but even you must realize the life I’ve given you is a privilege. You have stone over your head and food in your belly. Without me and mine, you and yours would have nothing.”
Wait—am I supposed to be thankful now?
“I can only surmise that you act out because your mother doesn’t know how to raise an obedient dwarfling. Here you are, thirty years later, and still haven’t learned an ounce of respect.”
Seriously? Now he’s badmouthing my mom? I might die, but he needs to learn he can’t talk crap about Nerak Spudsticker.
I try to get up, but the guard’s firm hand on my shoulder keeps me on my knees. Oghark isn’t looking my way, so he doesn’t see. Gharrad isn’t looking at me either, but his intervention is understood.
He knows me so well.
Oghark’s wandering oration brings his focus back to me.
“What do you have to say for yourself? Do you enjoy being disciplined?”
Yeah, this is what I live for after my morning pig slop. ‘Bending the knee’ on a rough-hewn granite floor because your pervert son tried to grope my best friend’s sister.
Nope. That speech won’t go over well. Maybe a different kind of honesty.
“Chief, I hate being here as much as you hate me here. We see each other a lot, but you’re right—nothing changes. Glint and his goons corner the young females of my clan, and your guards don’t protect them. While dwarf women are perfectly capable of taking care of themselves, the strength of our dwarf girls hasn’t fully developed. If we can’t count on your guards to keep us safe from your son, that duty falls to someone else, and that’s me. It’s a sad truth, but there you have it.”
His scowl reflects his displeasure with my message, but his unwavering glare tells me I have his full attention.
Time to push my luck.
“If you never want to see me again, ask your flat-nosed son to keep his hands to himself. Respect for your clan guests will get the same respect in return.”
Glint smirks. Getting mouthy with his father is never a good idea. We all know it doesn’t matter what Glint does to our clan. As the chief’s eldest son, he is the pride and joy of Clan Brackenbuell and does no wrong.
The stone in the ground doesn’t run deeper than my hatred for that snot-goblin.
Oghark’s scarred lip twitches, pulling grotesquely on his cheek. Smiling isn’t a good look for him. “You’re a scrapper, Waldorf. I’ll give you that much. At least one member of the Stonecrusher rabble has a bit of backbone. That, I respect.”
Well, that’s unexpected.
“Still, the teachings of our All-Father, Alghar, tell us, ‘No dwarf shall raise a hand in anger against another dwarf.’ Yet you struck Glint. You do it all the time. I don’t believe those teachings specifically mention violence against the chief’s son as being uniquely heinous, but I feel confident Alghar would agree it should be.”
High Priest Kunar sagely rubs his chin and nods. “I concur, My Chief.”
“I thought as much.” Chief Oghark chuckles, his gaze slowly turning dark. “I agree with you on one point, though. Glint, it’s time for you to learn a lesson.”
Oh yeah! Glint is finally going to get what he deserves.
“As the future leader of Brackenbuell, you will be required to evaluate the actions of your clan, as well as your own.”
Yes. Here it comes.
“You’ll look at the situation presented before you and need to visualize the result of your decisions. Our actions as leaders change the lives of those under our protection. Occasionally, you’ll realize you erred in your decision-making, and your choice has hurt those under your charge.”
Yes! I got through to Oghark. Glint is finally going to feel the pain.
Chief Oghark paces, the adoration of his elite entourage following him around the room. “There are other times when your clan needs you to make the hard decision, to send a clear message, so there is no doubt who is in charge.”
Stones and bones. Read that wrong.
“And so, Glint, your clan needs you to decide—is Waldorf’s crime forgivable? Is his crime as heinous as it seems? If you think it’s the latter, you’ll need to make a few hard decisions. Will you increase his punishment? Jail him?”
Shitballs, this is quickly going from bad to worse.
“A clan guest disrespected you, the heir to the throne, after we saved every possible member of his clan during the elven onslaught. A hero’s effort that no one can deny.”
As Oghark speaks, the elites punctuate his points with loud affirmations, pumping their fists.
Yep. I’m screwed.
“Even if you ignore the disrespect and ungrateful attitude, there are other larger questions. What’s next, rebellion? How much do we tolerate?”
Oghark works the room masterfully.
“I leave the choice to you, son, but remember. Your clan is watching and listening.”
Silence falls throughout the audience chamber, the eyes of the elite faction watching their heir with anticipation.
Dammit. This is going to hurt.
The seconds turn into minutes as Glint processes his father’s words. Glint isn’t the sharpest axe on the rack, but even he knows the importance of his next words and the weight they bring to his future.
“It’s obvious that Waldorf doesn’t appreciate your generosity, Father. It’s also clear that, for whatever reason, Waldorf needs to portray me as the villain. He’s twisting my casual conversations with this girl—Szara, was it?—into something depraved and unseemly. I was simply checking in with one of our clan guests.
“After all, we’re responsible for their safety and well-being. Well, responsible until they pay off their debt to us for saving and supporting them. These things cost money, you know.”
The elites must be dizzy from all their nodding.
“Once they’ve paid that debt, I’ll wish them well and send them on their way.”
The chamber echoes with mumbles of “Good riddance.”
Glint raises his hands to the elite faction, signaling for silence.
“We reduced his food rations in the past, thinking this would tamp down his energy like water on a fire. Unfortunately, that did nothing. This time, I propose something different.”
Here it comes.
Once again, the audience hall falls silent to hear Glint’s ruling. All eyes are on their golden boy.
Almost all eyes.
I watch Oghark through it all. His smile never wavers throughout Glint’s speech.
Pride comes in many forms, I suppose.
Like his father, Glint circles the audience chamber, gesticulating to stir excitement. “We will continue to reduce his rations, naturally. Why waste good food when it’s unappreciated?” The bobbing heads of the elite faction reflect their agreement. “Waldorf’s real problem is his desire to fight.”
I don’t like where this is going.
“So I’m going to beat the fighting spirit out of him. I’ll do it every day if necessary until he’s no longer a threat to our clan. Cleansing this problem from our noble stronghold, once and for all, is my priority.”
An onslaught of cheers washes over me, the elites yelling praise for their heir while they take turns slapping their golden boy on the back. His first attempt at rulership seems to be a success.
The measure of success depends on which side you’re on.
The cheers of the elites aren’t subsiding. Glint’s speech has worked them into a frenzy. At least their deafening support drowns out the non-stop backslapping.
“Waldorf thinks I’m the problem? Fine. I’ll fight him, but I promise you this, brothers—I’ll beat his hairy butt to the ground each day until he’s no longer a threat.”
Yep. They hate me.
“In the spirit of sportsmanship—”
What? Since when?
“I offer Waldorf time in the healer’s ward, one day out of three. We’re not barbarians, after all.”
The elite reply with, “You’re too kind” or “He doesn’t deserve it.”
“However, if he plays possum and stays in the healer’s ward for longer than a day, he loses the privilege of our healers’ touch.”
Will they ever stop cheering? A guy might start feeling bad about himself.
“Last, and in my opinion most importantly, Waldorf has to apologize to me.”
Screw that.
Beat the crap out of me? Fine. Starve me? No loss. Make me apologize to this entitled pervert when he started it? That’s my limit.
A hand gently touches my back. I know it’s Gharrad without looking. I assume it’s his way of reminding me to hold my tongue for once.
Gharrad’s been present every time my poor judgment got the better of me. Every fight, every verbal outburst, every rude gesture—he was there. Without fail, the beatings were brutal.
I can still hear his guidance the last time he carried me back to my house after Glint and the goatfuckers left me pissing blood for a week. “Use your head, lad, instead of your fists. You’ll accomplish more and hurt less.”
I draw a deep breath to steady my mind, and out comes the goatshit.
“Glint.” His name comes out like a curse. I feign some remorse. I hope it passes as sincerity.
“The fault is mine. I shouldn’t have beaten you or your friends down or smashed your nose. I humbly ask forgiveness and will pay your price.”
Oghark raises his tankard toward me in a mock salute to my apology, then spits on the floor.
“Long live the Clanless, a herd of selfish thieves and liars who refused to share their wealth.” In one last draw, Chief Oghark empties his tankard. Rivulets of mead and froth spill past the corners of his mouth and down his matted beard.
I learned my part in this play a long time ago.
“Long live Chief Oghark, the wisest of all chiefs.” The words taste like wet ashes in my mouth.
Similar to breakfast.
Chief Oghark’s empty tankard clangs as he smashes it against the stone table, his signal for a refill. He turns to his son and drapes one massive arm around his shoulders.
“It’s settled then. Waldorf gets half rations and has the honor of being the training partner of our heir apparent. Let us all hope this cures this rebellious upstart of his contrary nature, or he dies trying to better himself. Frankly, either is an acceptable outcome. A good ruling, son.”
Glint shuffles on the dirty floor. Chief Oghark’s expression of pride switches to annoyance. It’s a childhood habit of Glint’s, indicating he’s about to say something he knows his father won’t like. We’ve all seen it before.
“Chief, I know you don’t want our clan guests to be armed, but when I spar with him and he has no weapon, I knock him out way too easily. It’s like fighting a dwarfling.”
Oghark’s caterpillar eyebrows almost touch his receding hairline as he turns his head toward his son. Rarely does Glint challenge his father’s edicts. Perhaps Glint is drunk with power after his well-received ruling.
Another ruler drunk with power. Like father, like son.
“Father, I can’t be defeated by a no-talent Stonecrusher idiot. It won’t happen. Trust me, I’ve got this, but I need a challenge. Please, Father. Can I give him a weapon to make the fight more real?” His begging undermines any authority he gained.
Oghark’s furrowed brow says volumes before his gravelly voice says one word.
“Even a weak and dimwitted Stonecrusher whelp poses a threat, given the right circumstances. No armor or sword. My decision stands.”
Glint makes a noise to argue, but Oghark’s raised hand stops any discussion. With a dismissive wave, he ends this audience session.
“Get up, lad.” Gharrad hisses behind me, poking my shoulder.
I hiss back. “I…I can’t move. I’m a bloody mess, Gharrad. Everything is either on fire or asleep. Can you help me out?”
Gharrad’s calloused hands lift me off the floor and manhandle me like a sack of potatoes. So much for walking out with my head held high.
Gharrad shoves me through the double doors, my seized knees unable to stop my forward momentum as I crash headlong into the wall.
“This is not good news for you, young Waldorf. You might have finally pushed the Chief and his son too far. I understand why the women of your clan have spoiled you and Mallick as the last two Stonecrusher males. If they had enforced more discipline, you wouldn’t act with such self-indulgence.”
“Mal and I don’t need discipline, and we’re only self-indulgent because we need a laugh. Indentured servitude does that to a guy.”
Gharrad shakes his head. “Your disrespect of Chief Oghark and Glint will get you killed. You might not like them, but you need to respect the power they wield.”
“I appreciate the advice, Gharrad. I really do.” I try to use the wall to help me stand, but my legs won’t hold my weight yet.
“No, no. Don’t try to get up yet. Stay down and give your blood a chance to flow but be on your way quickly after that. Glint and his friends might not want to wait until your scheduled ‘training event.’ Be wary.”
Gharrad leaves me crumpled in a pile against the wall as he returns to the audience hall, his departure punctuated by the slamming double doors. He’s not exactly a friend, but he is one of the few Brackenbuell guards who treat my clan with some level of respect.
Slumped against the wall, I fight through my dizziness from the headlong crash. Damn, I wish the blood would start flowing through my arms and legs instead of my bruised brain.
Gharrad’s right. I need to get moving before Glint and his posse find me.
Feet shuffle in the corridor behind me.
Damn. Too late.
It doesn’t look like Waldorf is going to get a fair shot here. Find out what happens next on June 20th when Stonecrusher Legacy Book 1: The Uprising is released. Until then head over to Amazon and pre-order it today.
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Ms. Brickellwood, or Mama B to those who know her, is a fixture of Kalhoun County. But is she more than just a venerable town elder? The strange, sometimes sinister events that gather around her are just coincidences, aren’t they? Jemma Nox is going to find out and possibly get more answers than she could ever want. After Jemma Nox’s mother left, what was left of her family’s world fell apart. Jemma knew she and her dad needed a change, but really? Jemma would follow her dad anywhere. She never would have guessed that anywhere included the likes of Kalhoun County. Planted squarely in the heart of Appalachia, this new home feels like anything but. Jemma is strong, adaptable, and smart. She’s not going to let a little culture shock scare her. But this place is different, and not just because the hottest hangout is the hardware store parking lot. It’s something in the air, in the water, and all those somethings lead to Elloise Brickellwood.
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Julie Meadows is down on her luck when she receives an e-mail drafting her into the Official Para-Military Agency. She didn’t expect “para” to mean paranormal. Her partner is an Aether Elf prince, her boss is a Were…something, and the IT department is staffed by literal trolls. The prospect of a steady job and financial security draws her into a world filled with every myth and legend she’s ever read about. Julie dives into the magical, mystical, and downright fantastic when she and her partner, Taylor are tasked with finding new recruits for the Agency. The problem? Julie is human, and the cost of failing to find a recruit is her life. With the help of Taylor and a snarky mystical artifact, Julie races against the clock to avoid a killer mind-wipe. Should she succeed, her place at OPMA will be secure. If she fails, avoiding her mom’s insistence on the health benefits of aloe vera juice won’t be a problem anymore. Either way, her life will never be the same again.
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War is looming. Flight Sergeant Jack Klingerman gets the call. Teamed up with Ally, a human consciousness in a concierge bot-body, he heads out to New Atlantia in the Federation’s boondocks where he finds two sides ready to blow each other apart. Resolution can only come when he can retrieve a kidnapped scientist and a Zero-Point Energy generator: a piece of tech capable of accidentally ripping a hole in the universe.
Jack’s only chance at saving the space-time continuum is to track the kidnappers, and the device by taking down a stream of black ops teams. All while maintaining a tenuous cease-fire back at New Atlantia.
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A tragic event causes the dominos to start falling, leaving Alaska isolated—cut off from the rest of the world. The vast majority leave, but some are left behind with nothing. No power. No food. No water. Nothing. One family has no choice. They are on the wrong side of the dividing line, finding themselves on the inside looking out with no idea when help is coming. It’s not enough to just exist. They seek to thrive, but that takes different skills. Will they learn them in time? What will put them over the edge? The brutal cold, wild animals, disease, or maybe strangers who see everyone as a threat… Surviving means more than taking one more breath. It means being able to look yourself in the mirror after the worst is behind you.
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A charmed life can tumble down in an avalanche of problems. Bobby Tremain’s the first in his family to attend college, and also the first to see snow. A massive magical blizzard makes this not-so-average bear want to sleep all winter, but he needs to pass exams or risk flunking out of Providence Paranormal College. Lynn Frampton’s got a brain of epic proportions and an even smarter mouth. She went to college on the other side of the country to escape the town where everybody knows and fears her intellect. At college, Lynn’s barely able to make friends, let alone influence people. At least she’s at the top of her class. Bobby needs Lynn’s help to stay awake and pass his exams. She might just need his companionship, too. Can Lynn and Bobby find new hope together, or will their failures send them both packing?
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It was just a walk in the desert to a place 100,000 years in the past. They thought they knew what to expect but they were wrong. Now a team of scientists is trapped in a world they were not prepared for and can never return from. Their only hope lies in a quartet of former US Army Rangers willing to travel to prehistoric Nevada and face unknown horrors and impossible odds to bring them home from Bad Times.
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When Ginger Mitchell finds out her mother committed suicide, she packs up her life as a Vegas “dancer” (hey, somebody’s gotta do it) and drives her cherry-red SUV straight home to Portland. Without a disapproving mom to rebel against, what was the point? When she arrives back in her hometown, she finds a lot more going on than fancy food trucks and put-a-bird-on-it hipsters. Murders are being passed off as suicides. College-aged women keep going missing. And then there’s the troubling spate of mobsters who keep inviting her out to eat. With a pile of cash saved from her last job and no one around to tell her not to, Ginger decides to become a private investigator, to find out exactly what’s gone wrong in the City of Roses. First up: Her mother’s “suicide.”
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Slice of Entropy:
Melody Wilder just needs to complete her dissertation and life will be perfect. Alas, that’s not going to happen. She hasn’t picked a topic yet, her undergraduate loans have been “un-forgiven” with a vengeance, the university is about to strip her of her stipend, her job, and her apartment, and a pirate-priest minotaur is systematically destroying her hopes and dreams. Meanwhile, alien bear cub physicists are trying to extradite her best friend on charges of violating the laws of conservation of matter every time he makes a pizza! And things are just getting started.
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The shocking end to a hostage situation brings Meredith Ryan, a courageous Sheriff’s Deputy, to the attention of a powerful young judge.
As the magistrate’s obsession grows, he continues exercising his considerable influence, and Meredith is stuck juggling the inner workings of her career—all the while tracking down a violent killer in the Sonoma wine country.
After losing almost everyone close to her, Meredith realizes that she must take a stand. Even if it costs her. But as Meredith is finally closing in on the Sonoma murderer, she gets snared in a trap that she may not walk out of alive.
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Times were tough in the Old West, and Travis VanHorn can attest to that.
Humiliated and left to die by a band of ruthless outlaws, Travis VanHorn is saved by a man even harder than those who nearly killed him. From that moment on, Travis finds himself knee deep in suspenseful adventure.
The body count continues to rise, the stakes get higher and the battles get tougher. But Travis will follow the blood trail until the end – possibly his end.
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Start reading this week’s releases today!
If your to-be-read pile of new releases is low, this week should top them off for you. And like the last two weeks, we have another new series for you to enjoy as well as plenty of new releases in existing series. There’s something for everyone this week!
This week contains the fifth new series we’ve launched. If you’ve read the previous ones, which ones are you enjoying the most?
I have 7 amazing books launching this week and the first of them is ready to be read. That’s pretty sweet for a Monday!
- Crimen Conflict
- Quest(New Series)
- TOPGUN: Darkness
- The Bends(Revealed World)
- Never Say Never to a Dragon(Oriceran)
- Sophie Briggs and the Raging Serpent
- The Titan’s Release
This Week’s New Releases
Title: Crimen Conflict
Series: The Origin Story of Monsters Book 6
Release Date: 06/12//2023
The truth behind the creation of the mother of all monsters has to come out at some point. It always does. The only question is whether or not you survive it.
Halsey Ambrosius just didn’t think it would be revealed to the other elemental clans before she could tell Brigham.
She might be the Alpha Hunter, but she has no idea what that means, other than fighting crazy powerful monsters that are new on the scene.
Who does have the intel on this new beast? So far, Halsey is coming up dry.
How do you fight and defeat a creature that no one has faced before? What exactly is a Crimen?
It’s time for Halsey to return home and tell the truth to Brigham and her cousins. Together, they might be able to figure out what they’re facing and how to defeat it.
Can Halsey and her cousins discover enough about the Crimen that are coming for them? Will Halsey figure out what’s going on with Halil and the Order of Skrár? And why do the grindylows keep following her?
Title: Quest
Series: The Elementalist Book 1
Release Date: 06/13/2023
Every lock has a key, every riddle an answer.
Jack’s always been about finding the answer, the key, to everything, but his riddles and locks were always larger than the people in his life suspected.
What holds everything together? How could the ancients’ understanding of the elements connect to our modern understanding?
If Jack understood that, would it mean he could control them?
But answers come with consequences, and knowledge always has a price.
Jack’s thirst for knowledge and his will to succeed no matter the danger leads him to discover that truth. When he makes his greatest revelation, his lab is burned to the ground and he finds himself at the sharp end of a very dangerous situation.
With the presumption he is no longer among the living giving him some breathing room, Jack must do the only thing he knows how. He must search for the answers.
What will finding those answers cost him? How far is he willing to go to get them?
Title: TOPGUN: Darkness
Series: Brutal Response Book 5
Release Date: 06/14/2023
Mia has been on the run before, but being named a traitor to her own species means the heat is turned up to max.
The struggle to keep her ship among the stars and her fighters loaded when even the criminal class won’t work with her becomes her main focus.
When all else fails, Mia’s only choice is to pivot and get creative.
Space has never been so dangerous…
The shootouts and dogfights awaiting Mia are par for the course, but the outlaw flight captain has her work cut out for her on other fronts.
It’s not just her own people she’s got to worry about. A sinister alien force known as the Bleakers are making their move. Add in a horde of bounty-hungry mercs and complications in her crew’s dynamic, and she’s got one sticky situation to navigate.
As always, the way out for Mia is through.
Can she claw her way out of this mess? Or is everything she’s fought for about to blow up in her face?
Title: The Bends
Series: Messing Psychic Academy Book 7
Release Date: 06/14/2023
The deeper the dive, the slower to rise.
After last year, Mercury section should be on rock solid ground together. We’re not. This time, it’s not Mateo’s fault.
It’s mine.
Pledging with Feles was the only way to stop him from wreaking fatal havoc in the name of blind vengeance. My friends fear me now, and I don’t blame them.
I’m the only one who knows Feles had a good reason.
We unwittingly sent him to a hellscape a year ago. He’s only a kitten. Also a prickly, sour, pessimist who argues constantly with my other pledges. Decompressing Feles from his past burdens might just be impossible. That hasn’t stopped me before.
But how do I save the cat slowly enough to avoid giving us both a case of the bends?
Title: Never Say Never to a Dragon
Series: Secret Agent Witch Book 2
Release Date: 06/15/2023
Can Aisling Keane and her mechanical Dragon partner, Shimmer survive her promotion to field agent?
It’s what she’s wanted since joining Dragonfly. The chance to show her skills in the field. She didn’t realize it would involve leaping out of a perfectly good airplane, masquerading as a model for a catering company, or taking part in an all-out assault on a defended position.
All those spy movies she watched as a kid did nothing to prepare her for reality.
A criminal organization has hit Dragonfly’s radar, engaged in terrorism around the world. But how big can they be? The newest agent is on the team to take them down. But, like everything in the world of espionage, what lies just beneath the surface can get you killed.
Dragonfly has a new foe, and Aisling will earn a new enemy.
The turncoat agent, Jamison Hart is working behind the scenes. While Aisling hunts the traitor, unbeknownst to her, he’s hunting her as well.
Aisling will have to rely on her support team for support in order to succeed. Even then, success can come at a steep price.
She’ll need to increase her power, increase her skills, and think fast in order to handle all the chaos that’s coming at her.
The investigator-turned-agent wouldn’t have it any other way.
For action, magic, snarky banter, martial arts, mystical creatures, and high intrigue, join Aisling Keane on her new adventure!
Title: Sophie Briggs and the Raging Serpent
Series: The School of Roots and Vines
Release Date: 06/16/2023
The last semester of classes for Sophie Briggs at The School of Roots and Vines is racing to the end. A confrontation and battle with the Serpent, Azdaja, is fast approaching.
The legendary Thicket Hall is dying and no matter what the Defenders do, they can only slow the ancient tree’s death, not stop it.
Could its end lead to a new beginning?
If the Defenders can defeat the Serpent. Then death can lead to new life.
Graduation, a wedding, a death, a rebirth, and an even bigger surprise await Sophie, Marcus, and the Defenders.
Will they be able to put an end to Azdaja for good and use their powers to replant Thicket Hall in time for the next students? Will the School of Roots and Vines survive?
Title: The Titan’s Release
Series: Heinous Crimes Unit Book 8
Release Date: 06/17/2023
In the gripping serial killer thriller, “The Titan’s Release,” best-selling author Daniel Scott delves into the twisted depths of the criminal mind, as the lives of society’s elite hang in the balance.
When a merciless serial killer known as the Poet begins to target the families of prominent politicians, the FBI finds itself in a desperate race against time.
Their only hope lies with Christian Windsor, a disgraced genius and former agent, reluctantly released from prison to lend his expertise to the investigation.
Paired with the dedicated but wary Agent Patrick Collins, the duo sets out to unravel the Poet’s deadly web.
As they close in on the killer, the stakes become personal.
Collins is injured, and Windsor is captured by the sinister Poet.
Out of options and with time running out, the FBI turns to the mind of a psychopath, enlisting the help of the brilliant but dangerous Luke Titan.
In “The Titan’s Release,” Daniel Scott masterfully weaves a dark and unsettling tale that will keep adult thriller enthusiasts on the edge of their seats. Readers will be drawn into the chilling pursuit of the Poet and wonder if Patrick Collins can harness the terrifying genius of Luke Titan to save his partner and stop the killer before it’s too late.
Prepare for a heart-stopping journey into the darkest corners of humanity, where nothing is certain, and fear reigns supreme.
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Jack is cooking up something new, or maybe it’s something old, but trouble is not far behind. Get a sneak peek at The Elementalist!
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Some Mad Science in This Snippet of The Elementalist Book 1
The Elementalist Book 1: Quest
Jack is cooking up something new, or maybe it’s something old, but trouble is not far behind.
Quest snippet –
Late at night in a university science lab, a young man was lost in thought, staring at his latest experiment as it flared into blue flame and faded out. Jack didn’t know where these experiments would lead him. He didn’t even know if they were anything more than a sick obsession, meaningless to anyone but him.
What he knew was this. His parents’ death had not been an accident. They must have been onto something, and he intended to prove it.
“Come on, Jack,” he muttered. “Keep your eyes open. You’ve got this. The octahedron formula, that’s next. Check the predictions.”
Test tubes and Bunsen burners surrounded the young man on all sides, along with computer screens showing spreadsheets covered by long lists of data that would have meant nothing to anyone but him. As he ran his eyes over the lists of data, he went on talking to himself in the same quiet voice.
It sounded like he was practicing for a classroom lecture he would someday give. Or it would have sounded like that if anyone was listening to him.
“So, his elemental transformations violate the conservation of matter. But do they, really? It’s true that the volumes of the polyhedra don’t add up properly, but do they even need to? Plato isn’t talking about matter in the first place, is he?”
Most people without extensive experience in chemistry would probably have thought of the place as a mad scientist’s laboratory. It had the same look of elaborate chaos about it. Most people who did understand chemistry would have furrowed their eyebrows if they had seen what the young man was working on. It would not have looked like a sensible or useful set of experiments to them.
That was because it wasn’t based on any chemistry familiar to modern science. Jack had never known much about the work his parents did, but he had always suspected it was a classified research program.
When he’d looked through his father’s notebooks after his parents died, he had discovered his father’s lifelong interest in the work of Plato. He couldn’t say why, but he was deeply convinced his parents had been onto something. Some advanced technology with the potential to revolutionize the world. As far as he was concerned, it must be the reason for their mysterious deaths.
Mad science, indeed.
One thing didn’t fit the mad scientist image, other than the absence of a hunchbacked assistant. Though he was completely absorbed in what he was doing, no one at this stage in his life would ever have mistaken the young man for an absent-minded professor. For one thing, he was too young to fit the stereotype at only twenty-one years old. Jack Williams wasn’t even a grad student yet. Only a college senior.
He didn’t look like a particularly nerdy example of a college senior. He did wear glasses, but his five-o’clock shadow and somewhat muscular physique made him look more like a frat boy than someone who would normally be staring at a chemistry experiment in his own dedicated laboratory.
The one detail that fit the image of a mad scientist was the intensity of his eyes as he pondered the results of the chemical reaction he had tested.
“This… This doesn’t fit. It doesn’t match the predictions for the octahedron set at all.”
Jack was exploring a theory well outside the scientific mainstream, and he was determined to prove the truth of his theory even if it destroyed his chances for a respectable scientific career. His eyes burned with a fire even brighter than the flame that had flared and died in front of him. He was close to discovering what his parents had been working on, and he knew it. But he wasn’t there yet.
Jack had been working to understand a series of chemical interactions, but not for the purpose of the interactions themselves. Those were already thoroughly understood and not the sort of thing anyone would stay up late night after night to work on. Instead, Jack was trying to understand how these particular interactions related to the Platonic elements and the Platonic solids of which they were said to be composed.
This was an eccentric area of study, to say the least. The Platonic elements of earth, air, fire, water, and ether were no longer acknowledged as elements by modern science and had not been acknowledged as elements for centuries now. Any chemistry professor would have laughed Jack out of the room for even suggesting modern chemistry had something new to learn from Plato. Well, any chemistry professor but one.
Jack was a student, but he had something only a handful of professors had. The fire of true genius. As he poured one test tube into another and observed the reaction between the chemicals, he thought back to a conversation with his mentor, Dr. Marcus Thompson, one of the only chemists who had ever been willing to hear him out.
“I have a theory,” he’d told Marcus, sitting across from his mentor in his private study while the two of them split a bottle of wine. “I know it’s crazy, but give me a chance here.”
Dr. Thompson had shrugged, an action which caused his magnificent white beard to splay out on his chest like an avalanche on a ski slope. He reached up and pushed his glasses back up his nose, then sipped Shiraz from his ridiculously large and overfull wine glass. “I like crazy ideas, personally. They make science more interesting, and on top of that, we often learn more from our mistakes than we do from our successes. Tell me all about this idea of yours.”
“Well…” Jack paused and drank from his much more reasonable glass. When they split a bottle of wine, Dr. Thompson insisted on drinking two-thirds of the bottle himself. “Buckle yourself in because this one is wild. I’ve been developing some ideas based on a Platonic understanding of the elements.”
Dr. Thompson blinked at him several times. “Excuse me, my tolerance is usually much higher than this, but tonight I seem to be a bit of a lightweight. I’m afraid I’m already a little tipsy. You didn’t say the Platonic elements, did you?”
Jack nodded. “I did.”
“You’re trying to replace the Elemental Table with the elements used by medieval alchemists?”
“Well, not exactly.”
“Because, Jack…” Here Dr. Thompson paused for another sip of wine, staining his white mustache dark red. “You must understand. Plato did not define the word element in the same way as a modern chemist. It’s not really an equivalent concept.”
“Yes, I’m aware. That’s kind of the point, really. I don’t think the Platonic elements can be applied as a direct or concrete correlation with the Elemental Table but rather as an understanding of the nature of interactions. It’s arguably a little meta, but…”
Dr. Thompson raised an eyebrow. Jack had his interest. “So, you’re trying to use the Platonic elements as a schema for understanding the interactions between what we now know as the elements?”
Jack nodded enthusiastically. Dr. Thompson was getting it. “Yes! To be more specific, I have a theory that the angles present in the Platonic solids, which Plato saw as building blocks of the elements, could ultimately be a sort of codified formation of chemical bonds.”
“Hmm. You’re right, my boy. That’s quite insane. Still, I have to admit, you’ve got an intriguing concept there. I’ll tell you what. I have a lab I don’t use on campus. My own lab at home is much easier for me to get to. How about I give you the keys, at least for a while, so you have a space to conduct experiments? It won’t last forever, as I’m not really supposed to be doing this. But we’ll get you started, anyway. Just try not to burn the place down, all right?”
For the past nine months, Dr. Thompson’s lab on campus had been totally dedicated to Jack’s experiments in Platonic chemistry, with some assistance from Dr. Thompson with complex equations when things got difficult.
He didn’t have long, though. Dr. Thompson had tenure, which made it possible for him to get away with a lot, but he was increasingly nervous that someone might find out he was lending an undergrad his on-campus laboratory for unsanctioned experiments based on occult theories about the nature of reality. He had already made it clear to Jack that this arrangement could not go on much longer.
“Bart, the latest reaction seems…inconsistent. It doesn’t match my predictions for the angles in an octahedron.”
Jack was speaking to Black Bart, an AI he had created himself and loaded onto his phone. Bart communicated with him using a synthesized voice through his earbuds, which usually couldn’t be seen by most people because of his wavy and slightly long hair.
“Well, maybe that’s because your predictions are simply wrong. Nonsense. Wishful thinking and fantasy. Have you thought of that?”
Jack had intentionally programmed Black Bart to be sarcastic and humorously confrontational. Although he had to admit it was irritating him right now.
Then again, he could hardly blame Black Bart for being snarky. He had programmed the AI like that partly because he found it entertaining and partly because he had thought he could use a personal gadfly. Black Bart had always been skeptical about Jack’s theories, but he was never outright dismissive or discouraging.
“No, the whole theory is not wrong,” Jack replied with a shake of his head, stepping carefully on the slick tiles at the far end of the table so he didn’t slip and bang his head on the corner of the shelf. “It’s something about the octahedron ruleset. I need to adjust my predictions to reflect.”
A loud noise somewhere in the building startled Jack from his concentration. It sounded like someone had dropped something extraordinarily heavy or possibly slammed hard into a metal door.
“Bart, did you hear that?”
“No, not really, Jack. I’m an AI, aren’t I? I can’t hear anything. On the other hand, you did program me to register sounds so I could respond to your conversation. If you’re asking me whether my listening devices picked up an unusual sound of some kind…well, yeah. They did.”
“Remind me to turn your snark level down from a nine to a five when I have a moment. It was probably some clumsy students who managed to drop something. No, wait. That doesn’t make sense, does it? Bart, what time is it?”
“Depends on your perspective.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
“It’s either very, very late or very, very early. Depending.”
Jack sighed. “Depending on what, Bart?”
“Whether you’ve already gone to bed or not.”
“I have not, as you know perfectly well. If it isn’t a student… Bart, I think maybe someone is breaking in.”
“I can’t fault your logic there. That’s not really a job for a chemistry major, though.”
“I wasn’t always a chemistry major.” Jack stood. “In fact, I like my chances pretty well in a fight with your average burglar.”
“Pride goeth before a fall, Jack. Best leave it to the proper authorities.”
Jack wasn’t really listening to Black Bart, though. He was too busy pacing around the room, thinking out loud about what might be going on here.
“You know, this wouldn’t be the first time some desperate vagrant or drifter has come in here looking for a place to get out of the cold. Or addicts looking for something to pawn, we get those too. Or even dumb kids looking to cause trouble.”
It might seem odd for a twenty-one-year-old man to be talking about “dumb kids,” especially given those kids would most likely be his peers. Still, Jack was something of an old soul, and he generally considered most of his peers to be immature. He wasn’t wrong.
As for possible candidates for a break-in, most of them were people who saw the recessed basement doors of the underground lab area as an opportunity. A place they could break in without anyone seeing them, whether that meant people walking around the campus or campus security cruising along the streets that crisscrossed the university.
While Jack was deciding whether to intervene in person, he started taking steps to reduce the risk to his work. “Bart, call 911 for me. Let them know there’s a possible break-in at this address.”
Having made sure the police would soon be on the way, Jack quickly went around the laboratory, shutting off all the lights, as well as any equipment that might draw attention to his lab.
He wasn’t especially worried about his personal safety. For one thing, he was physically fit, as well as young enough to have some youthful confidence. Not only that, but he had spent a solid portion of his teen years in some kind of martial arts training. Sometimes a boxing or Wing Chun gym or a karate dojo, other times a Brazilian jiu-jitsu club.
At the same time, a lot of stuff in his lab was delicate or expensive, and in some cases, the chemicals were actually combustible. If he was forced to defend himself here, it could set his work back by months even if he won. If they somehow managed to set things on fire, it could be even worse, shutting down the whole lab for repairs for an extended period of time.
It was better not to get involved directly, or so he tried to tell himself. Having shut off everything that could attract attention, he stood in the dark at the door of his lab, watching furtively through the small window.
Jack looked around and scanned the corridor with his eyes, looking for any sign that there really was a break-in. He caught a glimpse of a shadow moving in the lab across from his. Based on the sounds he was hearing, they seemed to be ransacking it.
Jack knew the woman whose laboratory this was. She had been working hard to keep a grant for her project, which involved developing something capable of safely dissolving plastics. If she ever produced a product that could be manufactured at scale, it would obviously have multiple ecological applications.
Jack sometimes chatted with her by the vending machines or in the coffee room. He considered her cute. He also happened to know she was keeping her grant by a thread. All these things were factors in his sudden decision to help her.
He opened the door as slowly and quietly as he could and eased it shut behind him as silently as possible. Then he turned the handle to the door of her laboratory, hoping to sneak up on the burglars. He heard their voices right away, although he couldn’t see them clearly because it was simply too dark.
There seemed to be only two of them. He felt confident he could take on two burglars successfully if he took them by surprise.
He was easing his way past a table in the dark when he heard their voices.
Can’t a guy just do some unsanctioned chemistry in peace? On June 13th find out if this is a normal break in, or if someone is onto him and his secret recipe. Until then head over to Amazon and pre-order The Elementalist Book 1: Quest.