Wicked Wild Wednesday October 28th, 2020

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Escape the Deep:

was innocent, and they called me a monster. Maybe a monster is exactly what the earth needs. ​ My name is Sara Slick, and I was an average teenager. I worked hard. Followed the rules. Took care of my family. But normal dissolved the night that the hidden world of The Far showed up to accuse my dad of heinous crimes against the magical community.  To protect the ones I loved, I took the blame and the sentence of ten lifetimes in The Deep. No human had ever been sent to this paranormal prison. They didn’t think I’d last the night.  They couldn’t have been more wrong.

 

Obsidian Detective:

On the fringes of human space, a murder will light a fuse and send two rebels on a planetary scale collision course. She lives on Earth, where peace is a given. He is on society’s frontier where authority depends on how much firepower you wield. She is from the powerful, the elite. He is with the military.  Both want the truth – but is revealing it good for humanity? Two years ago, a small moon in a far-off system was set to host the first intergalactic war between humans and an alien race. It never happened. However, something was found and too many are willing to kill to keep it a secret. Now, they have killed the wrong people. How many will need to die to keep the truth hidden?

 

Never Dead:

“Why does the ghost have his head in the oven?” I groaned at the sight of Joey’s bony ass sticking out of the appliance. He hadn’t even opened the door. Ex-burlesque dancer and aspiring author Tamara Garvey just had her world turned upside down. Her best friend died and leaves her as guardian to a teenager. Now, not only is Tamara struggling with her new role but she is also charged with caring for the family home, the Ridaught Plantation known by the locals as the Dead House. To her surprise, the place is already occupied by an angsty ghost named Joey who has a penchant for wearing her clothes and a fascination for paranormal movies and television shows. Tamara and Joey develop an unexpected friendship but questions remain about how and when he got there.

 

Dawn of Chaos:

The Governor she trusted to protect her wants her dead. The target she was sent to capture wants to help her live. When Caitlin finally gets the chance to join her brother on a mission outside of the walls of the town she has been trapped inside all of her life, her entire reality is shaken. Enemies appear in the strangest of places. The zombie-like ‘Mad’ roam the forests. Vampires and Werewolves from the fairy tales of her childhood become reality as Caitlin is forced to discover the truth of the Age of Madness and begin the fight for justice.

 

The Magic Legacy:

Witches are being murdered in Austin. But how do you put the monster back in the vault? The three witches of Pressler Street are the city’s only hope but they are running out of time. A deadly creature has been locked away for millennia in plain sight. But big sister, Laura accidentally set the creature free and no one remembers how to put it back. Find the witch-killer and stop its path of destruction on Austin. But what spell to use? Can the sisters figure it out?

 

Gomers Blooded: Paranormal Double Pack:

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WHEN THE DEAD WALK THE EARTH…
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He left the bar with a girl he didn’t know for the wildest night of his life. A night that would never end. Her gift to him was immortality. The gift came with a price: A diet of human blood. Forget capes, coffins, bats, wooden stakes and garlic. Follow the journey of a former real estate salesman that begins with his death and leads to an un-life of hunger, hunting and betrayal.

 

 

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Intriguing behavior for a DeathEater: Snippet #2 for Skharr DeathEater Book 1

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Snippet #2 For The Unforgiven: Skharr DeathEater Book 1

 

Only two snippets in and already so many mysteries are building. Who is this old’un? Why is this DeathEater pretending to be something he’s not. Maybe a farm life is the better option…


In a forest as densely packed as the Druums Woodland, it was quite clear when one began to approach the perimeter. The trees began to thin, which allowed more sunlight to filter through the leaves and made it a brighter walk.

The old man’s knees and ankles continued to tell him that it was time to settle into a pleasant life of retirement in a location where there was enough civilization to protect him from the elements. But it was still a pleasant walk. Admittedly, it wasn’t the kind he made very often—not these days—and it was enjoyable despite the aches and pains that came with his age.

Turvall could see the edge of the forest ahead and he realized that his step had become a little more sprightly. Too much time spent in the murk and shadow of the woodland had left him desperate for clear sunlight. Of course, he would grow tired of it a few hours later, but it would be nice to feel the sun on his cheeks again, especially as the cool temperatures seemed to make things ache that hadn’t ached in years.

As the trees cleared, he needed to shield his eyes and allow them to adjust to the sudden brilliance. It was only a couple of hours past midday by the looks of it, which meant there would be a few hours of light before he needed to stop to set up camp.

When his eyes did adjust, he froze in mid-step and stared ahead with a puzzled expression that brought his bushy eyebrows down over his eyes.

“Who in the fiery godsforsken hell would try to farm this close to the Woodland?” he asked aloud.

Yern simply snorted, made no attempt to guess, and instead, chose to nibble the fresh green grass that grew beyond the tree line.

Nothing about the scene suggested an answer. A rough house made from hewn wood stood near a barn of similar construction. Beside the outbuilding, a few acres of open land had been cleared of grass and brushes to reveal rich, dark earth that had been tilled in anticipation of a crop being planted.

A man stood in the distance with his horse, but he could make no further details out.

“He is either an idiot or someone comfortable with violence.” He answered his earlier question and patted Yern’s rump. “I suppose we should find out what kind of man would risk taking up farming this close to the forest.”

There was nothing left to do but continue on the path that would lead him directly to the barn since the rich earth meant the grass grew thick and tall. Walking through it would be almost impossible. They continued with no attempt at haste before Turvall turned aside and walked over the soft, tilled earth.

Yern had no desire to follow him. The donkey simply came to a halt on the path, turned to the other side, and nibbled the grass nearby.

As the old man drew closer, the answer to his question became a little clearer. The man beside the horse was easily head and shoulders taller than he was. His broad shoulders were well-muscled, but the wide scars that marred his skin were difficult to ignore. They weren’t those that had been carefully tended by the caring hands of a skilled surgeon. He had seen scars like that. More importantly, he remembered the screams of pain from those who had been healed that way.

The stranger hadn’t heard him approach, likely because he berated the horse that pulled a crudely built plow. The language itself wasn’t unfamiliar to the old man, but the precise meaning was lost on him.

Still, their nature was not difficult to discern. The man made no attempt to strike or abuse the horse in any way but verbally. The animal seemed to pay no attention to him. Instead, it stood motionless and stared ahead like he wasn’t even there.

The beast was smaller than most farming horses, although larger and more powerful than those used for simple riding. This was a warhorse, which identified the man more than his size and scars did.

He paused in his verbal tirade, likely to breathe, and turned quickly, his hands raised and ready for a fight.

“You have keen hearing, warrior,” Turvall called before the stranger attacked him. He raised his hands in a placatory gesture, although he left his staff planted in the soft earth for easy recovery. “Have no fear, however. I did not intend to approach unheard, but your voice is quite deafening and the soft earth does make it difficult to hear footsteps.”

The man stood his ground but his fists lowered slowly to his waist. His eyes narrowed but his expression didn’t change as he studied the old man suspiciously. His hair had an odd, reddish-brown hue and was long enough to require being tied loosely with a strip of leather. A scar over his left eye made his appearance look more ominous than it was probably intended to, although the deep scowl and the tense muscles—seen clearly as his well-tanned skin was coated in a light sheen of sweat—left little doubt that he wasn’t to be trifled with.

Oddly, though, Turvall noted that he could discern no scent from the man. The horse was easy to identify and a man working hard in the afternoon should have been equally easy, but his olfactory sense found nothing.

“Do you speak the common tongue?” he asked, not comfortable enough to move until he was sure the man would not attack him. “Spriken gurral doves tiak?”

The stranger smirked as he tried to speak the tongue of the Western Clans to him and shook his head.

“Common,” he said simply.

“Excellent,” the old man answered and relaxed. “Do you mind? I think I can help with your horse troubles.”

A moment of consideration passed before the warrior took a step to the side and gestured for him to approach.

Turvall bowed his head slightly in thanks before he moved closer to the horse, avoided the range of the beast’s hind legs, and approached from the front.

“There now, greatheart.” As he moved closer, he realized the animal had almost as many scars as his master. These turned his gray coat white in crisscrossing patterns. He looked calm and his were ears up and attentive but otherwise, he showed no sign that he was bothered by the stranger who approached him. The old man reached into his sleeve, withdrew a bright red apple that he had been saving, and offered it slowly on his open palm.

The horse’s interest was immediately aroused by the sight of the fruit. He turned his head and his ears faced fully forward as his thick neck arched to reach the fruit and pluck it whole from his hand.

“You see,” Turvall said, speaking in a calm, quiet voice, “one attracts the bees with honey rather than vinegar. The secret to working with anyone is to give them a treat to move them in the direction in which you want them to go. Once momentum is achieved, alacritous work is easier, wouldn’t you agree?”

The warrior’s expression did not change and his sharp green eyes watched him carefully before he snorted and shook his head. “Large words, old’un. Speak simple.”

“Yes, they were,” he muttered and spoke under his breath. “But not too large for you, I think.”

The warrior showed no sign that he had heard what he said and continued to watch him. He resembled a drawn bowstring, ready to spring forward. 

It was time to change the subject. “What has you farming out here? You know the Woodlands is dangerous for all those who live in its proximity.”

The large man smirked. “Open lands near forest cheap.”

He wasn’t wrong, of course. No farmer in his right mind would willingly elect to earn a livelihood this close to the woods, no matter how fertile the soil was.

“Yes, well, there are ways to make a living that bring a great deal more coin than simple farming.”

“Not thief,” the warrior rumbled after a moment of thought. “Not guard. War over and need food. Winter comes soon.”

Another good point, the old man conceded silently. The stranger undoubtedly had a barbaric appearance, but that wasn’t all he could see in him.

“It’s spring.” He tugged his beard gently before he retrieved another apple from his sleeve, which again caught the horse’s immediate attention. “Winter won’t arrive for a good while yet.”

The barbarian raised an eyebrow. “Winter always comes sooner than expected.”

He noticed immediately that it was a complete sentence. It seemed as though the man tried to hide his intelligence behind a hard and brutish exterior.

“You don’t want to farm.” Turvall made an assumption but one that had too much evidence supporting it to ignore. “It’s not the life you would have chosen unless you felt you had to. If I were to give you another choice—one that would give you the means to live out the winter without needing to till the soil—would you take it?”

The man’s massive shoulders bunched into a shrug. “Depends on choice.”

“It always does. How does mercenary work suit you?”

“What kind?” 

He felt a twinge of exasperation. There was nothing in the warrior’s expression that provided the slightest clue as to whether he was willing to accept the offer or not. No hint of desperation lurked in his eyes, only suspicion of the man who had appeared at his farm and begun a conversation with him.

The old man had hoped to not have to share all his information yet, lest he be of similar mind as the brigands he had dealt with the day before.

But there was no way to avoid it now. “I have a contract from the Mercenary Guild in Verenvan to clear a dungeon of all dangers found within. It is worth a great deal of coin to any man brave enough to accept it. I would be willing to trade it with you in exchange for your farm and the horse. The house and barn are your work, yes?”

The barbarian nodded. 

“And the barn is full of seed for planting?”

Another nod was followed by, “Barley. Oats.”

“Perfect. What say you to the offer, then, my friendly giant?”

The man paused to think, and after a few seconds, extended his hand. Turvall couldn’t believe that it had been so easy, but as he reached out to take it, the man snatched it back. The barbarian growled, shook his head, and extended his hand again.

“Ah, yes, the contract,” Turvall muttered, fumbled in his coat, and drew the scroll clear. “It is wise of you to wish to inspect it before taking the deal, of course.”

Without so much as a word in reply, the barbarian plucked it from his fingers. Unlike the brigands—whose eyes had been drawn to the silver lettering on the side—his fingers immediately moved over the seal and brushed the wax lightly. There was no sign of the pain the other man had felt, but the furrowed brow vanished. It looked almost like the barbarian hadn’t expected him to tell the truth.

He handed the scroll to the old man. “Mark it.”

Turvall was no longer surprised that the stranger knew how to deal with contract scrolls. From his appearance, it seemed likely that he’d been employed by the guild at some point in his life. The old man scowled but did as instructed, pricked his thumb with the pin on his coat, and pressed it to the scroll. The bloody mark remained for a few seconds before it faded almost immediately, the sign that it had been given up voluntarily while he was still alive.

“Inside, you’ll find a map that will lead you to the dungeon and enable you to navigate its depths. If you can reach the bottom, there will be enough gold for you to live in any city in Rhuengeld for three years without having to lift another finger to support yourself. There will also be the bounty on the contract to collect from the guild, as well as enough of a reputation for you to gain any work you choose from this point forward in your life. It won’t be easy, of course, but nothing worth having in this world is.”

The wind brushed across the open farmland and made the only sound that could be heard for miles as the barbarian paused to think about what he’d said. The fact that he wasn’t one to rush into an engagement of this nature and away from the farm he had built showed more wisdom than most others the old man had met from the Western Clans.

Finally, the large man cleared his throat and brushed his fingers across his brow to clear the sweat that dripped into his eyes. “The farm. But not the horse. DeathEaters do not walk.”

Turvall’s eyebrows raised sharply. The name was familiar, of course. It would have been to any man, woman, or child east of the Youran mountains. Of the fifty Western Clans, DeathEaters were the most famous for the warriors they produced in the northern mountains where a living was unlikely to be made any other way. 

“I thought your people mostly raided or sold their services to the highest bidder to sustain The Clan.”

The man’s face softened. Not many people knew to address the DeathEaters correctly and in their chosen fashion. All other clans had names but theirs was The Clan—above the rest.

“Myths. DeathEaters farm as well. Difficult to farm in the mountains. Easy here.”

“Interesting. It is quite cold up there. They produce good food, though. The Clan certainly know their spices.”

“Summer sun shines all day. Food grows quickly. Winter is time to war and raid. Planting here is easy. For food and spice.”

Old memories returned to Turvall of the last time he’d seen the DeathEaters raiding. Battle cries had echoed chillingly through canyons while arrows the size of spears rained from above and men scaled the rocks like scorpicores. 

Winter was certainly not a good time to travel among the Western Clans.

“And what about the forest?” Turvall asked finally and shook the memories off like a bad dream.

“I hope something comes out. I can fight. If they stay in, I go after them myself.”

Which explained a few things about the uneventful nature of his trip through the woods—regarding the beasts that generally prowled there, at least.

“Well, then.” He nodded and folded his arms in front of his chest. “Do we have a deal, barbarian? The farm for the contract and you keep your horse, of course.”

The man nodded and extended his hand to take the scroll. “Skharr. To activate?”

“Simply break the seal. If it is broken by another without your mark, it will disappear and make it appear to be a fake. If you retrieve it, all you need do is seal it again and the map will show once more. I’m sorry—your name is Skharr?”

“Yes. Very well. I will collect my things and the farm will be yours.”

Again, the deep voice and foreign accent made it difficult to place him as anything but a brutish barbarian, but the clear and concise sentences spoke otherwise.

The easy slide from one to the other was intriguing, but it would have to remain a mystery. He had already unhitched his horse from the plow and clicked his fingers. Now free, the beast followed him willingly to the house and waited when he went inside. Turvall meandered after them, if only to get out of the heat, and Yern did as well to graze happily under the shade of the farm. 

It wasn’t long before the warrior exited the house, carrying a few packs. One looked like it held all the food he had, along with a few sacks of oats. Everything in the barn was to remain, of course, but the rest belonged to him.

He had weapons and armor too—a war bow almost as tall as Turvall himself while unstrung along with a quiver of long arrows were items he almost expected to see among the man’s possessions. A simple leather and bronze helm, as well as a leather gambeson, a battle-ax, and a simple wooden shield were all strapped to the saddlebags he slung expertly over the horse’s back once a plain saddle was in place.

The bridle and reins were neither elegant nor expertly made but simple and effective—as long as the horse and rider knew each other well.

Turvall could see no sign of the scroll. It was most likely tucked into the shirt or traveling cloak the man had acquired while inside.

“You think you can survive the beasts from the forest?” the barbarian asked while he strapped his belongings to the saddle. “Old’uns prefer living where no fighting is required for survival.”

He scowled and tried yet again to reconcile the image of the massive, curt barbarian with the sudden verbosity he displayed.

The seemingly effortless changes from one to the other remained intriguing, but he resigned himself to the fact that he would never know the story behind it. The scroll was out of his hands and into those that looked exceedingly capable, which left him little else to do but to see what else he had to live off.

“I can take care of myself,” Turvall answered and snapped his fingers to call Yern closer. “I’ve learned a few tricks over the years to keep myself safe without needing to engage in violence, even with beasts from the woodlands.”

The expression on the barbarian’s face revealed his doubt, but he seemed to decide that whatever happened next had little to do with him. If the old man had a mind to try to succeed against the beasts of the forest, so be it.

“Fare thee well on your journeys, Skharr,” Turvall called as he watched him and his horse leave.

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I’m so ready to follow the DeathEater on his journey, I’m already rooting for him! I’m also hoping we will see more of Yern… he is stealing the show. My Advice, head over to Amazon and pre-order your copy of The Unforgiven. Then first thing on October 26th when the book is released you can jump right in.

 

 

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Monstrous Week in Review October 18th-24th, 2020

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Just because you are a monster does it make you monstrous? Find out with this Week In Review for October 18th-24th, 2020

 

 

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The Drow Hath Sent Thee:

Her Drow Aunt is off the throne and all of Ambar’ogúl is looking to Cheyenne to guide them. Can the Goth Drow find a replacement for the throne? Better be fast. There’s a long list of dangerous to-do’s and not a lot of time. Heal the blight. Take out the traitor in the FRoE. Break the rest of the curse on her mom.  Can Cheyenne step into her role as Drow Royalty on Earth?

 

The Prison Guards Son:

Search for monsters long enough and you might become one. Thirty years ago, Jacob Vance and Raymond Turner committed a gruesome crime that shocked a small West Virginia town. Only nine years old themselves, they kidnapped and murdered four-year-old Josh Baker. The two boys were quickly arrested, tried and convicted, but were released after serving only eight years in a juvenile detention facility. Because of the heinousness of their crime and the town’s thirst for retribution, the government gave Vance and Turner new identities and relocated them to parts unknown.  Now, the victim’s father has hired Finn Harding to find his son’s killers so he can levy the justice that was denied so long ago.

 

Sorcerybound:

The weight of the world would be enough but what if the world is on fire? Well, then you fight fire with fire, and maybe a few of the undead for good measure, if you are Milo Volkohne that is. But Milo’s cracking as the War grinds on. Armies move and monsters scheme from the shadows as the fate of an entire nation hangs in the balance.

 

Winner Takes All:

Bailey’s been asked to stop the Norse apocalypse. No pressure, right? What’s a goddess to do? Perhaps the most important thing she can do is not get killed. Next up, stop Ragnarök from happening. How many gods will fall to Fenris? Will Bailey inadvertently take the wolf-father’s place as the ritual sacrifice, or will Bailey, Roland, and the Norse pantheon prevent Fenris from starting Ragnarök? The newest goddess has some tricks up her sleeve. Better hope they’re enough.

Pick your brand of monster here: Week in Review

 

 

 

 

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The Unforgiven: Skharr DeathEater #1

 

Looks can be deceiving…. In this case it’s best not to underestimate anyone. Get ready for surprises around each corner with this new series.


The forest, as always, was beautiful at this time of year.

It was still technically spring, with lower temperatures thanks to the winds from the northern mountains that made the incessant brilliance of the sun a little more tolerable. The shade from the trees was perfect and birdsong filled the air, joined by the soft trilling of insects and babblings of tiny creeks as they wound cheerfully to feed into the River of Burin.

For Turvall, the beauty had undeniably faded after three days of walking through it, and all he could pay attention to was the dull ache that plagued most of his body. He told himself repeatedly that he was too old to travel like this—as if it would help—but it didn’t appear to have any positive effect.

He could, of course, always ride the donkey that followed him, but old Yern was growing long in the tooth as well and trudged at an equally slow pace as the man leading him.

“I’m too old to travel like this,” he whispered again, leaned on his walking stick and against a handy tree trunk, and took a little time to rest his feet and give his arthritic knees a moment without the full weight of his body on them. There wasn’t much of it and many had joked that his gray beard contributed most of that weight, but his old bones seemed inclined to disagree.

Those jokes had become as old as he was himself, but it only meant that folk paid more attention to his age and lack of physical strength, which suited him fine.

Of course, they were always accompanied by a cool mug of ale and a warm meal. Sometimes, people even offered him a nice dry corner in the stables to sleep in, well-padded with fresh hay. It had been days since he had experienced any such luxuries, however.

Yern snorted, shook his head, and nudged his leg gently.

“Patience, you cheeky ass. I only needed a moment,” the old man grumbled, pushed away from the tree, and scratched the graying coat on the beast’s forehead. “Give me the use of four legs and I wouldn’t have to stop so often. The gods only gave me two, and not of the best quality. As such, you’ll have to bear with me—unless you care to bear me instead.”

The donkey stared at him, blinked slowly, and made no sound.

“Yes, that was a terrible joke,” Turvall finally admitted and tugged his beard gently. “I suppose that’s what comes from having a donkey for company for days on end. I don’t imagine you would know a joke or two to lighten the mood?”

Another dull stare from the beast provided sufficient answer.

“It appears you are aware of the difficulties of performing to an audience of one. And you’re lucky enough to know that my drunkenness makes me a better audience, whereas you are always sober.”

Once again, no answer was forthcoming. Folk underestimated the healing powers of having something to talk at when alone for long periods, even if it made one seem mad to the untrained observer. Too many people possessed minds so vapid that they could only speak to others. They could never enjoy the pleasure of their own company and needed to surround themselves with empty voices of equal vapidity and call them friends.

Turvall had never felt the need to surround himself with such folk. The few voices he wanted to hear were those who generally didn’t speak unless they had something of import to say.

Or at least something genuinely humorous, which was as valuable in a different way.

Yern’s ears flicked back, and the old man resisted the urge to turn to see what he had heard. The beast’s hearing was better than his own, but there were things that even he could detect without requiring the keener senses of the donkey that followed him so willingly.

Finally, the animal nudged him in the back, snorted loudly, and uttered a painfully loud bray to catch his attention.

“I know. I hear them too, old friend,” Turvall muttered and patted the beast on the neck. “Or smell them, rather. My ears, as large as they are, cannot hear as well as they used to, but my sense of smell has always been attuned to the stench of foul men who have not been taught the benefits of washing themselves regularly.”

His words were spoken loudly and he let his voice carry through the woods and above the sounds of the forest. Men who had lived and grown in the forest would have learned to cover their scents better to enable them to hunt and trap effectively without turning the rest of the creatures they shared the wooded lands with away. That meant these were foreigners. Not many people chose to live in the Druums Woodlands. Those who did were generally forced into it by the fact that of the three nations that bordered the woods, none sent troops in for patrols due to mysterious losses.

A few tribes and clans still called the place home, but he had long since learned that they moved through the woods without leaving tracks and without so much as being heard, seen, or smelled.

These were not those. They were brigands, most likely. Deserters were probably among them as well judging by the sound of rough, ill-fitting armor scraping the trees that they passed. Making a living by preying on the odd passerby was not a good living, not in these parts, anyway, which meant these were desperate men and likely moving on to greener pastures.

The fact that they thought they were sneaking up on him was interesting. Did they honestly think they were being stealthy?

Or perhaps the better question was why they thought they needed to sneak up on an old man with no visible riches or even a good store of food. There were seven of them, all armed and armored. If they thought they needed to be tactical about their dark work when circumstances didn’t demand it, they certainly wouldn’t progress too far in their chosen life of crime.

Then again, if they were the intelligent type, they wouldn’t have tried to plunder travelers in the Woodlands.

One of them managed to move past him and gain the lead. It was only a matter of minutes now before the inevitable confrontation.

Finally, Turvall stopped and brought Yern to a halt as well a few seconds before the first man stepped out of the shadows of the trees. The stranger held a crossbow in his hands, pointed directly at his target’s chest.

The old man tried not to look too bored. Brigands tended to take offense at that.

“Drop your weapon,” said a rough voice behind him. He didn’t turn and merely watched the man directly ahead.

“It’s not a weapon, it’s a walking stick,” Turvall pointed out and restrained a smirk. “It might be a weapon in the hands of Gendrall Monks but as you can see, I do not wear the robes of the order.”

“I said drop the weapon, old man!”

He sighed deeply and let his walking stick fall as the men approached from behind.

“Not the brightest to be traveling on these roads alone, are ya?” the apparent leader of the group commented, shoved him to the ground, and stood over him. “Someone as old as you should know that using the patrolled roads is safer. Then again, someone as old as you should know that staying home is best for grandfathers.”

Turvall paid no attention to man’s poor attempts at insults and focused instead on the donkey who lowered his head calmly to browse a patch of grass that grew next to the path.

“Nothing to say?” he asked with a scowl. “Not even an attempt to help me or come to my aid? Some friend you are.”

“Captain,” the brigand with the crossbow called. “He’s talking to the donkey. You think he some kind of witch or summat?”

“No, he’s no witch.” The leader laughed, moved to the beast, and patted his neck. “He’s gone mad from journeying by himself. Probably got kicked out of every other town he tried to settle in.”

“Folk get kicked out of towns for being witches too,” one of the other men noted.

“It’s warlock, you dick-sucking morons.” Turvall grunted and pushed slowly to his feet as he tried to ignore the small twinges in his joints. It was possibly not wise to antagonize them, but he had a special disdain for stupidity. “Witches are women, warlocks are men. Do I look like I have tits to you?”

The group exchanged a glance as they considered the terminology they had just learned.

The crossbowman was the first to speak. “Is you one of them…warlocks, then?”

“Do you honestly think a warlock would allow a group of hapless deserters to sneak up on him? Or that a man who can call fire down from the sky like rain would allow himself to be pushed onto the ground?”

The group shuffled warily and the leader glared at Turvall.

“How does you know that we’s deserters if you’s not a war…warlock?” He sounded like the word was an unfamiliar taste in his mouth and had to work his jaw a few times to get it right.

“Because your armor and weapons are stamped with the mark of the Viscount of Benning. So either you killed the previous owners and took it from them, or you were outfitted and deserted. All things considered, I find the latter option more likely, don’t you agree?”

The men nodded, unaware that they had been insulted. The truth was, it did make more sense, even to them.

“Fuck that shit, old man,” the leader finally stated. “We’re taking your possessions and your donkey, and if you try to resist, we’ll kill you. If you don’t, we’ll leave you alive.

With naught but the clothes on your back, unfortunately, which might as well be a death sentence for you, but those are the risks you take when you venture through wild territory.”

“So, the options are to die quickly at your hands or die slowly from the cold or starvation?” Turvall asked and looked at each man in turn. “Are you sure those are the options you want to present me with? Because if I’m perfectly honest, being gutted and left to bleed out does feel like the better choice.”

Once again, the group looked stunned. They hadn’t expected to find a victim who preferred to die quickly.

“Well then, we might as well kill you and take your possessions,” the leader snapped, pushed him down again, and motioned for one of the men to come forward with a spear.

Turvall raised his hands to stop them. “Hold!” The brigand hesitated. “Or I can give you something a great deal more valuable—something that will allow you to leave these wretched parts and enjoy a few luxuries in life instead of scratching a living from unfortunate travelers, of which there cannot be many. I would do this willingly in exchange for leaving me my possessions and my donkey.”

The leader motioned for his men to stop their rummaging and narrowed his eyes as he stepped closer. “What d’you speak of, old’un?”

He pushed onto his elbows and finally into a seated position, leaned against a nearby pine, and eased himself into a more comfortable position. “Even you must have heard of the Mercenary Guild in Verenvan? ʼTis where folk of your particular leanings are able to make a legal living—and a good one—while living under the protection of Archduke Primor.”

The group exchanged glances.

“Of course,” the man answered and once again seemed oblivious to the suggested insult in the words. “But we’re not likely to earn ourselves a membership given our status as deserters. High-and-mighties tend to frown on that kind of thing.”

“Generally, you would be right, but if you show yourselves capable of great deeds and have the proof thereof, exceptions will be made. For example, if you were to clear a dungeon already on the Guild’s bill of dangers, you would be presented with a membership to the guild without so much as a question about your more questionable past.”

The ruffians looked interested and inched closer to the old man, who remained seated and remarkably calm for a victim.

“It transpires that I am in possession of a contract with a map leading to one such dungeon. This was entrusted to me by the Lord Marshall himself to deliver into the hands of a group I deem capable of fulfilling the contract and collecting the reward, both that they might find within the keep as well as from the Lord Marshall. It would be sufficient to find you all comfortable lodgings in civilized company, with more work to follow.”

The brigand leader took another step forward. “I won’t simply take your word on it, old’un. Hand it over. Show us.”

Turvall tried not to roll his eyes at the age-old tactic, but he reached into his coat pocket and pulled the scroll out. It was provided with a leather covering sealed in golden wax with the sign of an eagle with three arrows in its talons.

The foul-smelling man with a scraggly beard and tattered clothes under his armor snatched it out of his hands and peered at the inscription. It took him a few seconds of idly looking at it upside down before the old man realized he couldn’t read.

He soon acknowledged his limitations and merely handed it to the crossbowman, who immediately turned it over and mumbled softly.

“For everyone to hear, idiot!” the leader shouted.

“Right. It says that the bearer of this scroll is empowered and protected by the Archduke Primor in their quest to accomplish the deeds written within. Any attempt to…in…inter…”

“Interfere,” the old man supplied helpfully, his expression neutral.

“Interfere in their actions will result in panel…penalties to be enforced by Grand Marshall Grimure.”

“How do we know if this is real?” the leader asked, nudging his captive with his foot.

“Touch the seal and you’ll find it is marked by the seal of the Archduke,” he pointed out. “And the sting confirms that it was applied in the presence of his mage.”

The warning was a few seconds early but still unheeded as the crossbowman touched the seal with his thumb, snatched his hand away, and uttered a yelp of pain as he dropped the scroll.

“It stung me!” he shouted. 

Turvall raised a bushy eyebrow. “I did warn you.”

“Very well. The scroll is as you claimed and we don’ have to kill ya for lyin’ t’us.” The leader shrugged and gestured for the man with the spear to approach again. “I also

hav’ta say you surrendered the best of your possessions without a fight.” He fixed the old man with a hard look. “A pity, then, that’ya would be able to tell the Grand Marshall that the scroll was stolen from you. As this would end poorly for us, we will have to kill you to silence yer gods-sucking blabbermouth.”

Perhaps the man was a little smarter than he had given him credit for, the old man decided. Anyone found in possession of a stolen guild scroll would be drawn and quartered, and if he survived, he would certainly return to the guild and report it stolen. He had hoped the men would take the scroll, complete the task, and return for a reward that would be delivered by four horses sprinting to the four corners of the earth.

Then again, that would have been a little too easy.

“Scour the old’un’s possessions,” the leader commanded. “Take anything of worth. Then we gut the stringy bastard and leave him for the wolves.”

Turvall sighed and leaned back against the tree again. It seemed he would have to revert to his original plan. This was what always happened when he tried to be a little too clever with his dealings.

“You know, these lands were inhabited once,” he commented as he watched the men rifle roughly through his possessions that were still on Yern’s back. “Druums we call them now, which translates to fools in some of the older tongues. Ancient blood rituals conducted over this soil steeped it with great power that made many a king and lord hungry to possess it. Battles were fought by the hundreds, which of course only succeeded in enriching the magic of the land. In the end, the land was so powerful that those battles that took place had cataclysmic effects on any who lived here. In turn, it wiped out entire civilizations with a destructive force that we can only imagine these days.”

The brigands paused in their looting and turned to look at him. There weren’t too many folk who understood the history of the Woodlands. While there were numerous legends, few took the actual archaeological evidence into account.

“Those sacrifices are why the things that grow here are so hostile, as I am sure you have noticed,” Turvall continued, his gaze fixed on the earth as he scrawled markings idly into the packed dirt of the path. “Even those who survived the mass extinction were marked, unable to return to civilization and forced to live out their lives in eternal exile in these woods. Hence the name. Fools they were and fools they remain. As the legend goes, all those who enter here are equally fools. They could simply be inane rantings of storytellers attempting to earn their keep but in the end, there is a seed of truth mixed in. You men, for instance.”

The leader walked closer to him, took the spear from his man’s hand, and pointed it belligerently at him. “What’ya rambling about, old’un? I’d ask if you’ve been drinking but you don’t have any spirits in your packs.”

“Not anymore,” Turvall answered with a smirk and continued to draw in the dirt, although his fingers worked a little faster now. “But there are lessons to be learned from all parables. In this case, the lesson is quite simple. Do not underestimate the old, unarmed man who dares to walk in these woodlands on his own.”

The brigand narrowed his eyes and inched the spearhead toward his victim’s neck. His murderous intent was visible in his jaundiced brown eyes, but he stopped short of the violent act and focused on the ground that began to roil under his feet.

A hand reached through it and caught his ankle like a vice. He screamed in panic and tried to pull away but only succeeded in tripping when his feet tangled. The hold on his leg remained and he fell heavily, and it was quickly joined by a dozen others that stretched through the earth, found his neck, arms, and legs, and dragged him down. 

The air suddenly filled with the stench of rotting flesh as hands erupted from the soil around the other brigands. Before any of them could fully grasp their danger, the grasping fingers took hold and yanked them off their feet. 

“What the fuck?”

“Magic! Dark ma—” The crossbowman’s voice was cut off when a spear punched through his chest. A body had joined a pair of hands on the surface.

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Sometimes You can’t outwit stupidity, so magic is necessary. I can’t wait to find out more about the mysterious map, and who this “old man” really is. Check back in a few days for the next chapter.

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Paranormal Wild Wednesday October 21st, 2020

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Welcome to Wild Wednesday for October 21st, 2020

 

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Story Teller’s Week In Review October 11th-17th, 2020

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 These are the kind of stories that get passed on and on, in this Week in Review for October 11th- October 17th, 2020

 

These are not your average fairy tales, and they can be found here :

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Warmage: Dragon Rider:

Raven and Leander have discovered the source of all magic and it’s changing the dragons of Lomberdoon. Not even William Moss knows how to train magical dragons. Can he trust that Raven will know what to do?

 

Warrior Magic:

Leira Berens is going to the ball with her kind of Prince Charming. Tall, blonde and Light Elf. Only this grand shindig is being thrown by the Dark Families. Old artifacts have been offered up to raise money for a new charity Be careful because these party favors could be deadly.

 

The Troll Solution:

Being a new goddess isn’t just fun and games. It’s hard work.  And it’s a lot harder when everyone is trying to use you as a pawn in a cosmic chess game. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. But what if that’s what Fenris wants?

 

Stories worth retelling found here: Week in Review

 

Eerie Fan’s Pricing Saturday October 17th, 2020

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Omnibus Wild Wednesday October 14th, 2020

 

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